Quote Originally Posted by All following quotes by Plum
I have deduced that Watermelon is Mafia, because I smurfing hate Watermelons.

##vote: Watermelon.
Your first real act was to contribute a vote about 8 posts into the thread with no basis other than personal prejudice. This is obviously a very considerate and un-mafialike act!

The wonders of humour are lost on poor Banana.
if we're going to read into things so much, maybe it's possible Banana is unhappy that Watermelon is in danger and is trying to turn the town on Red Apple. Personally I don't believe this but yeah, way too over analytical.
I didn't come to Red Apple's aid, I told you your suspicions were not well founded. Isn't it funny how you vote the person who voted Watermelon, cast suspicion on the other person and make Watermelon safer. These are the kinds of things you should be looking for, not silly jokes.
then he spends time trying to bail out Red Apple from Banana's suspicions accusing him of misreading into Jokes and insinuating that Banana and Watermelon were mafia in collusion, and now we know that Banana was our doctor.

I have to go soon.

No, really, you are wrong. You voted because he made a joke and I told you you read into things too much. Don't turn this back on me.
the old "I'm going now" chestnut right as he tries to deflect criticism of himself back onto our former Doctor.

What a nice coincidence! 'I agree with you, this person is fishy because I feel so and you said so, everybody else is just as fishy, vote and bye.'

First off your hit and run vote puts Blueberry up to three votes, which would not be questionable if you had actually given a justifiable reason you had thought up, or at least an extension on the aforementioned reason. The good old 'I have to go now' tops it off really.
then he again defends people who were directly involved in the killing of the doctor, and has the nerve to comment on the "i have to go now" excuse right after doing it himself. Indicative of poor character.

Btw, these are the fantastically insightful comments made by Orange. Every. Single. Last. One of them.
Aggro's random fruit for making casual throwaway comments, after defending Red Apple making jokes earlier in the thread, at the same time as making many posts about STD's that served no real purpose other than to misdirect the flow of discussion away from working out who could be mafia, while at the same time whinging at anybody he percieves to be doing the same thing.

So far all Plum has done is defend people who were trying to accuse our doctor of being mafia, misdirect the flow of discussion and lash out aggressively at people who dare to go against his own ideas.

But this man is not suspicious at all, no. Rather, the fruits posting about concentrated juice drinks are clearly the deranged criminals here!