Mafia XV Game Thread -- GAME OVER - TOWN WIN! (That's just Peachy!)

[[M] Ron - Cop Dad]

I GET TO BE MANGO SO THAT I CAN PLAY SERIOUSLY AND MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE AN ASS

[Jessweeee♪]

I think that's enough

If the host account can't open the thread, just warn it and someone will get on that right away.

[[M] Apollo]

no

i am going to play everyone

it will be 1,000 posts of ego (and penis) stroking

10/10 A+ everyone will say

also lol cant close dis thread jershwee.

edit: oh ok fine

[Shiny]

I think this is topped for most insane. You will have to make this ten times more insane to top this illegal game of mafia!

And you love my gay ass, Peach.

[[M] Mom – Host]

Jesus Christ, I go to sleep and you guys explode.

Final Vote Count
[M] Red Apple (3) - [M] Pear, [M] Kiwi, [M] Plum
[M] Pear (0) - [M] Plum

Red Apple was cornered. The town had finally figured out the meaning behind the old saying "an apple a day keeps the dentist doctor away", and now they were after his head.

But he wasn't going down that easily. He produced his authentic Star Wars replica Sith Lightsaber he had won in a talent contest. His talent was reciting the original trilogy word for word, plus sound effects.

"You cannot defeat me, fools!" he shouted, brandishing his weapon.

The citizens wouldn't stop advancing, so he backflipped onto the roof of the house behind him and started running.

Kiwi and Plum were arguing over whether to chase him or not, whilst Peach was rolling around on the ground singing Shut Up Woman, Get On My Horse.

Finally Plum saw the light and powered up. "I'm Demon Dude mothersmurfers!"

He charged after Red Apple, who had stopped to tie his shoe.

"I have you now!" Plum shouted.

Suddenly the clouds opened up, and a mighty ban hammer descended, smiting Plum.

Red Apple died of laughter. Perhaps also a bit of AIDS. Mostly he was rolling around in laughter and impaled himself on his lightsaber.

[M] Red Apple was a Prostitute played by my man Guardian XIII. Thanks for playing!

Night Actions please!

[[M] Mom – Host]

The town heard strange screaming during the night. Fearful, but curious, they left their homes and headed for the direction the sound was coming from -- Kiwi's house.

When they opened the door, they found Kiwi surrounded by mirrors, talking to himself.

"I'm hungry, I'm going to make a sandwich."

"NOOOO, PANCAKES BITCH!"

"smurf that I want sausages."

"Don't make me hit you."

"NOOOO, NOT THE PRECIOUS FACE."

"Leave now, and never come back."

"Fine, I'm going. See you cats never."

The three personalities of Kiwi all tried to leave in different directions at the same time, which caused a ripple in the space-time continuum, which then produced a black hole which swallowed him up!

[M] Kiwi was a Vanilla Townie played by docta fizz, replaced by leader of mortals and hijacked by Shiny! Thanks for playing, guys!

Day 8 starts now. 24 hours.

Plum has been replaced by Raspberry.

Accounts left in play:

[M] Peach
[M] Pear
[M] Raspberry

GO.

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

Oh woah, I'm alove again then, sweet!
Wicked, why not?

So, hey guys *scratches back of head*

Which of you two is the Mafian then?
heh.

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

Peach? Pear?
You guys here?

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

Boy, I'm in a fun position here, I know I'm Town, and both of you do, as I died before and have come back to life for the town, so Imma do some real good dectective work nao.

[[M] Ron - Cop Dad]

That means nothing, because we knew that Plum was town too.

Today is a short day. Vote for one of us, and that one loses. It's all up to you, so go for it.

[[M] Ron - Cop Dad]

Also, I'm really shocked that Plum was Mafia. I was completely convinced that this game was over. I thought that's why all of that crazy happened.

[[M] Ron - Cop Dad]

Gah, I meant Red Apple, not Plum. Sorry, I'm tired.

[[M] Ron - Cop Dad]

Also, with all of that junk in the almost nonexistent yesterday about me and Red Apple, I'm almost completely convinced that I'll be lynched today, although it's clear to me now how Pear and Red Apple ran this show.

Whatever. Like I said, it's up to you now, Raspbooby.

[[M] Ron - Cop Dad]

##Vote: Pear

Subsequently, Pear will vote for me and the end of the day will be decided by you.

Go for it.

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

I'm still reading up on the thread, but yeah, gah!

Umm, well yeah, Mafia again, I guess you look sus because you didn't vote Red Apple yesterday, yet Pear looks off for being the last nail in Oranges' coffin, and may have put that heat on Red Apple so that he wouldn't look sus...