Okay Banana, I've read it over and here is my interpretation of what happened. Red Apple, feel free to correct me.
Plum throws a silly joke accusation and this is Watermelon's response.
Watermelon throws one at Apple.
Red Apple alters the quote as a joke, responding to the accusation in the same manner Watermelon responded to Plum.
It is a joke. Let it go so we can talk about something more productive.