Yes I am deeply offended by your well thought out vote for me in a game of mafia. I have never been voted for in a game of mafia before, and this insult to my character has cut me more than you could ever know.
Sorry, sassy lassy, I'm actually having the time of my life making fun of your terrible reasoning here.
but seriously, is all you have "you are dumb! learn literacy!!" and "you DARE stand up for yourself when someone votes for you"? because I think you need a new angle. Maybe try to accuse me of exposing myself to children at a Burger King or something.






