Peach was just a young boy from a poor family. He dreamed of being a knight so he could be a peach in tin, or a tin of peaches if you like. However Peach got into a fight with a knight so he had to kill him with his raw fruity power.

A little villager decided to run off and call for help. Peach knew he had no chance to escape, so he wore the knight's armour and achieved his dream. Shortly thereafter, more knights ran past and had no idea what was going on because they were knights of Fail Kingdom.

Peach didn't want to be a knight of Fail Kingdom any longer so he turned his back and walked out of the gate which almost fell on him, but he ninja rolled to the side. He decided to walk all the way to Chinatown to learn how to become a ninja -- it was his new life dream.

The End.