Originally Posted by Rodarian
Not unless you wear a t-shirt saying..'Hitler Is King 'and start to salute around....
Not unless you wear a t-shirt saying..'Hitler Is King 'and start to salute around....
Because I'm one hell of a butler.
"I'm a strong proponent of jury nullification"
nah, unless there was something that came up, I'd probably serve.
Homer Simpson - Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
I got called in, waited there all day, went up and sat in the jury box, got asked some personal-ass questions by the lawyers in front of a room full of people, and then the prosecutor dismissed me on account of her being a stupid bitch.
Just say something a little snarky on the stand and they'll send you home.
Wow you really are a bish
When my Dad was summoned, he pretended he was a racist "me-no-speakey" Italian, so he got off.
I actually just got a letter as a potential juror, to answer a questionnaire. I need to get around to doing that thing. I won't serve, because I'm a college student.
>>> Not guilty..
>> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..
I know you can read my thoughts, boy: Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow.
if all the smart reasonable people won't/don't serve, then who's left to judge us
Ever seen Idiocracy?if all the smart reasonable people won't/don't serve, then who's left to judge us
Yes, I have. It was a rhetorical question imploring the citizens of EoFF to perform their civic duties.
Don't you get paid to serve?
I've never been summoned.
$40/day, $50 for 10+ days.
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