The Man Rules

[Shoeberto]

Wine is only okay for men if it's drank straight out of the box. And because a box of wine is the only thing available.

Otherwise, you should be drinking Everclear or moonshine straight from the bottle.

[theundeadhero]

Red wine for kissing red lips.
White wine for kissing pale skin.

[Matthew]

...Why thank you.

I thought that was what this was, too.

[fire_of_avalon]

Hell. I'm manlier than most of y'all* and I wear skirts. AND I can't grow a beard.

*Except tuh. He shoots guns. Big ones.

[Inferno]

Hell. I'm manlier than most of y'all

Prove it

[Shoeberto]

Hell. I'm manlier than most of y'all

Prove it

Oh god don't ask her to prove it I made that mistake already and I still get blood in my pee

[fire_of_avalon]

Inferno, your avatar is a chicken, clutching its head, because someone broke its egg. My avatar is mute, but makes deals with pirates to sell out her friends. And is a hair-puller.

Also I mow the yard, I fix cars, and I can dance backwards in 4-inch high heels.

I can disarm a 6'4" 220 lb. man coming at me with a knife (taught to me by my pregnant self-defense instructor.)

And I drive a stick shift.

How am I not manlier than you at this point?

[qwertysaur]

I always laugh when you see the big guy walking a chihuahua thats wearing a tutu

[Inferno]

rule # 1: have a penis

[qwertysaur]

you never know... the rest of this post is unavailable due to the graphic nature of the description. Have a nice day

[NorthernChaosGod]

Well that settles it. Most EoFF men prefer to drink out of something phallic shaped over a much less gay wine glass.

Glassware for Beer - BeerAdvocate

Suck it.

Hell. I'm manlier than most of y'all* and I wear skirts. AND I can't grow a beard.

*Except tuh. He shoots guns. Big ones.

No you're not.

[Shiny]

That first one is called a wine glass and I'm sure you don't drink your urine tasting beer out of it.

The Weizen whatever and Pint glass are the only ones people actually drink beer out of it.

[NorthernChaosGod]

The first one is called a champagne flûte. And how do you know what urine tastes like?

And I own five of those myself, just because you have ty taste doesn't mean others do.

[Shiny]

And how do you know what urine tastes like?

Because I've tried beer, silly.

Serious answer: Because beer tastes like urine smells. Scent and taste are connected.

[NorthernChaosGod]

You probably have a UTI, you might want to get that looked at.