Try playing guitar at least once in your life.
Ride a motorcycle
Drink a beer. Any beer as long as it's not something like Shmirnoff Ice or Mike's Hard Lemonade.
Pee outside
Try playing guitar at least once in your life.
Ride a motorcycle
Drink a beer. Any beer as long as it's not something like Shmirnoff Ice or Mike's Hard Lemonade.
Pee outside
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Here is one of the key rules of man philosophy.
You can always fix/build/renovate anything. And no, you don't need the manual. Manuals are for women.
I wonder.
Is it breaking a Man Rule if you're writing a manual?
It is a man's duty to help out the weaker sexOriginally Posted by Momiji
(if any woman reads this, I am going to get slaughtered
- it's just a joke. Chill. Maybe read the Period thread in Eyes on Each Other).
When I saw the thread title, I too thought it was about The Man and checked to facebook to see if it was Aaron's Birthday, before even reading the thread....Why thank you.
Happy Birthday, The Ma--- huh? Oh what? It's not about this?
Oh what? People have already made this observation about the thread title and the existance of a registered user called 'The Man'?
Okay then.
Rule: Drive a manual/stick shift.
Rule: Other male friends' current girlfriends, ex-girlfriends, sisters and mothers are off-limits.
Rule: Within your circle of friends, you must claim expert/know-it-all status in at least one popular sport.
rule # 1: have a penis
the rest you pretty much make up as you go along
Having a penis doesn't make you a man. It makes you male.
Ahh, that would be so creepy.
But a stepmother is is acceptable if she initiates and/or wears at least one article of leopard clothing.
Rule: No eye contact in a devil's threesome.
Rule: If a man gets a dog, it must be at least as tall as his knee when full-grown.
I also thought this thread was about The Man.
But yeah, using urinals at public bathrooms can lead to some weird situations. I remember being at a club once, and this guy who was peeing next to me started to talk to me about how I'd made some funny comment to another guy in the bathroom, and that he loved it when people were like me when drunk. Then he started to say that he'd pee next to me while trying not to look at my thing.
I was drunk at the time and thought it was funny, but it was totally a "wtf" moment. I mean, seriously! xD
Never eat low fat mayonaise.
When we dance, it looks just like Fire.
When we sing, it sounds the same tone.
Men do not share dessert.
Add another one who thought this was about The Man.
Bros before hos.
Never wear a thong... please
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