The Man Rules

[Loony BoB]

Ahh, that would be so creepy.

It is. =|

I don't believe in too many "man rules" but the urinal one is definitely one I follow.

With regards to "off-limits" girls - I don't read too much into that, it depends on the circumstances. I know a lot of guys who were happy enough for their mate to start dating their sister (don't know how I'd feel about it...) and a few that have gone out with the ex of a mate. I know in my case, I've done it, although in one case I hadn't seen the guy around for months and in the other case I asked the friend first to make sure he'd be alright with it. But yeah, the heart goes where it goes, etc.

Current girlfriends, though, of pretty much any decent guy will be off-limits for me. I don't agree with the idea of breaking up a relationship unless it's a clearly bad relationship, and even then I don't make any move until I know they've called it off.

[Madame Adequate]

Avoid all awkward urinal situations by using stalls. Piece of cake.

This. I only use urinals in the utmost need now. They should not exist, they should make way for more stalls.

[blackmage_nuke]

If you are unable to piss while a guy is standing next to you or let someone's position at a urinal prevent you from peeing wheverever you so please then he is clearly the dominant male and you are submitting to him

[BarelySeeAtAll]

Never wear a thong or a mankini...please

[Madame Adequate]

If you are unable to piss while a guy is standing next to you or let someone's position at a urinal stop you from peeing wheverever you so please then he is clearly the dominant male and you are submitting to him

I am not uncommonly unable to piss in a private bathroom if people are two rooms away.

[Peegee]

Why does bros before hoes even exist? Your bros don't have sex with you (unless you swing that way) so if I fancy a girl I will hit on her.

It's a different matter if the guy and girl are in a monogamous relationship but I'm not going there today!

[Shiny]

Try playing guitar at least once in your life.
Ride a motorcycle
[strike]Drink a beer. Any beer as long as it's not something like Shmirnoff Ice or Mike's Hard Lemonade.[/strike] No. Beer is for people who can't afford a real drink.
Pee outside

I agree with the above two though. I like motorcycles and guitars.

[theundeadhero]

Don't let a girl tell a man what it takes to be manly.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Try playing guitar at least once in your life.
Ride a motorcycle
[strike]Drink a beer. Any beer as long as it's not something like Shmirnoff Ice or Mike's Hard Lemonade.[/strike] No. Beer is for people who can't afford a real drink.
Pee outside

I agree with the above two though. I like motorcycles and guitars.

Beer > all other drinks.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Beer is nasty. Wine FTW. Plus wine glasses are so much more classy~

[Christmas]

Beer is nasty. Wine FTW. Plus wine glasses are so much more classy~

Ya, I like guys that drink wine more. Just seems to be more classy to me though!

[Shiny]

Beer is nasty. Wine FTW. Plus wine glasses are so much more classy~

More men should aspire to be you. Paul Newman was also a beast of a man and he had his own damn wine with his face on it!

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[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Beer is nasty. Wine FTW. Plus wine glasses are so much more classy~

More women should aspire to be you. Paul Newman was also a beast of a man and he had his own damn wine with his face on it!

Fixed.

Wine < Beer < Jack < Scotch on rocks. Ftw.

[Shiny]

Well that settles it. Most EoFF men prefer to drink out of something phallic shaped over a much less gay wine glass.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Well that settles it. Most EoFF men prefer to drink out of something phallic shaped over a much less gay wine glass.

Well, yeah.