The Man Rules

[G13]

Two man rules were broken today.

I'm at the mall, doin' m'thang, when my body says to me "Hey dude, you remember that giant soda you drank earlier? Well it says it doesn't wanna hang out anymore." Who am I to argue with the soda? I head to the bathroom, the joint is empty. First choice for urinal usage, pretty sweet. I once again begin doing m'thang when this dude comes up and chooses the urinal right smurfing next to mine! Rule number one broken: You always space yourself at least one empty urinal away from your neighbor. Then the dude looked at me and said "Hi". Rule number two broken: You never, ever, talk to a guy while he's wizzing, especially if you don't know him. I reponded by turning my body the other way and tossing a "Yo." at him. This is the men's bathroom man not a place to mingle.

It seems to me that this is probably not the first time he's done this, and if he's doin' it there's a good chance others are too. These rules are imperitive to our way of life. Help me men of EoFF by making a list of Man Rules so we can re-educate the male populace of the world. I just might make it into flyers and leave them on a stand in that very bathroom.

[Unbreakable Will]

Rule #3- When taking the browns to the superbowl, flush man.

[leader of mortals]

One time, right as I was done pissing, a friend of mine came up and gave me a hug...

*shudder*

[Jessweeee♪]

Rule #3- When taking the browns to the superbowl, flush man.

This is not a man rule. This is a rule

[Agent Proto]

Never ask for directions under any circumstances. You can, however, ask to use a map though.

[G13]

@lom: D: Good God! Another bathroom rule for the flyer. Do not, under any circumstances, touch a man while he's doing his businesss.

[The Man]

...Why thank you.

[fire_of_avalon]

...Why thank you.

/thread

[NeoCracker]

...Why thank you.

Oddly I thought this thread was going to be about you as well.

[Madame Adequate]

...Why thank you.

Damn, was hoping I'd be able to make a comment along these lines before anyone else xD

Also yeah that's pretty dire. I hope you called the cops, someone like that is clearly dangerous and needs to be placed in care before they can hurt themselves or others.

[Del Murder]

Like everyone else who registered prior to 2006 I also thought this was some kind of Aaron suck up thread.

Here's some other man rules:

Don't punch a guy in the nuts unless it's a life or death situation.
Don't steal another guy's girl, or if you do, don't tell him about it.

[Hythloday]

One time I made them touch.

[Inferno]

Two men may never share an umbrella

[Miriel]

[Momiji]

Avoid all awkward urinal situations by using stalls. Piece of cake.