When I was a kid playing Civ 2 I always wanted a science victory and never smurfing achieved it because I was just too bloodthirsty. Hell, on Civ 1 as an 8 year old I was too bloodthirsty to even make it to tanks.

I did it once on the PlayStation version (for reference I had PC, Mac and PlayStation versions of Civ 2 and all three were different!) a couple of years back though.