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    In my friend Ben's truck I sat back and whacked my head on the little glass sliding window at the back of the truck that opens to the bed. They laughed at me
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    I was absent mindedly putting on earphones before plugging them in and accidentally stuck the jack in my left ear.
    Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
    Have a nice day!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke View Post
    I was absent mindedly putting on earphones before plugging them in and accidentally stuck the jack in my left ear.
    Roflmao! xDD Oh man, I literally laughed until I couldn't breathe anymore.

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    During my exam for second degree black belt one of the boards for breaking had a knot in it, so when I broke it the knot hit my master in the face.

    I still passed the exam though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke View Post
    I was absent mindedly putting on earphones before plugging them in and accidentally stuck the jack in my left ear.
    Lol. Imagine if that would have worked and you could have heard your thoughts. But through your ears.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke View Post
    I was absent mindedly putting on earphones before plugging them in and accidentally stuck the jack in my left ear.
    Lol. Imagine if that would have worked and you could have heard your thoughts. But through your ears.
    I lol'd~

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    Happened last night...

    Wore a brand new pair of jeans at a swanky restaurant.. After the bill, we got to leave when my jean button , popped open and shot across to the other table.....


    I said I was planning to gain mass but that quickly?!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodarian View Post
    Happened last night...

    Wore a brand new pair of jeans at a swanky restaurant.. After the bill, we got to leave when my jean button , popped open and shot across to the other table.....


    I said I was planning to gain mass but that quickly?!
    Omg xDD I'd laugh my butt off if I'd been there!

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    I poured a glass of water in the bin yesterday, I was about to throw the cup in too when I realized "wtf this isn't the sink".

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    Today I got told by my boss to fax a load of purchase orders through to the suppliers. There was like 30+ pages of purchase orders for stock we need and these are really important. ty job because it's time consuming and boring, you don't get to do anything just fax the stuff over. I know we usually do it but well, normally the faxing is done by supervisors of departments or by senior sales assistants so it was pretty much something I hadn't done before. What I failed to mention when asked to do it and what I then had to ask the corporate accounts supervisor (Lesley, who used to be my department supervisor when I first started there, hell she hired me!) as soon as I entered her office (it's where the sole fax machine resides) was "Umm, Les, how the hell do I fax something? Do people still used fax machines?" yeah kinda a loser moment being I'm a 25 year old tech savvy guy who can't work a fax machine xD

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    Haha Iceglow I was exactly the same with a fax machine! I was doing work experience in France and they told me to go to the shop next door to use their fax machine and I got in front of it and was like um... what? I ended up faxing loads of blank pages cos I had all the paper facing the wrong way... It was only in October, I didn't realise people still used fax machines!

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke View Post
    I was absent mindedly putting on earphones before plugging them in and accidentally stuck the jack in my left ear.
    I've done that before man. On a bus. Never good. I'd just had my chest tattooed and took heavy painkillers (ya know the ones that make u feel like you're in a little bubble of heaven).

    I've also walked to work in suit, tie & addidas classics by mistake. That was a fun day of explaining.

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    I spend the last few days staring at molecules in a book on Organic Chemistry.

    Yeah, never felt more like a loser.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodarian View Post
    One just happened today..

    With my lunch plate was getting ready to squat down onto a rather tiny stool..My butt totally missed its target and I ended up having a sore and lack of any saving grace.....At least my lunch survived...:redface:
    siunds interesting experience

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    I almost cut my finger off with a rotary cutter today.

    It was bleeding so profusely (I put a band-aid on it, and it had turned completely red all over within 3 seconds) and for so long that we thought I had to go to the ER and get stitches, but I didn't, yay!

    Now it's wrapped in a huge gauze with a sad face on it. I feel like a tardling.




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