I'm a loser, baby...

[Fujiko]

I put the cereal in the refrigerator and the milk in the cabinet.

i put the peanut butter in the drawer and the knife in the fridge.

Sometimes I've emptied the rest of the food on my plate in the sink and thrown the plate and the silverware in the food bin. And I never realized I'd done that until after it was done.

Edit:

I went to sit on my computer chair once without remembering that my good glasses were on the seat until the very last second. I had already gone beyond the point of being able to straighten up again (I keep my computer chair quite low and reclined back) so I did the next best thing, which was to kind of pivot on my heel and do a barrel roll to fall face first on the floor.

That sounds amazing.

Hilarious, in fact. xDD