I almost cut my finger off with a rotary cutter today.

It was bleeding so profusely (I put a band-aid on it, and it had turned completely red all over within 3 seconds) and for so long that we thought I had to go to the ER and get stitches, but I didn't, yay!

Now it's wrapped in a huge gauze with a sad face on it. I feel like a tardling.