Quotastic

[Greatermaximus]

"I'm Sidfrieg, the greatest swordsman ever!"

-Gets hit once and flees-

"vt=3d over i2a+3b+4c - 9x^3, >>> u/p. d/u. abc xyz. N=piearesquared.

SUPERNOVA!

[Skyblade]

"Perfection? What perfection I have or have not, I am not to judge. Yet, however others see me, pariah or paragon, I am but myself. I walk the road I walk because it is mine to walk. I do no more or less than this."

~Blademaster Frimelda Lotice

[Hollycat]

IN the scene in Cid's house in 7 with Palmer, Shera has gone to get tea and stuff and Palmer busts in, if you talk to him he says something along the lines of, "bring me some too, and dont forget the lard, lots and lots of lard."

Bonus: if you say Cloud is not interested in Aerith, then Marline says: "STUPID"

EDIT: thats not the real Sidfrieg

[PeneloRatsbane]

I'm replaying 7 at the mo and i'm using Cait Sith as i've never bothered with him before, got to Wutai today and i loved this quote:
"Listen you stupid, slimy, sleazy old scab bag! If you want to get women, there is such a thing as the RIGHT way! "
Cait Sith to Don Corneo

I think its the use of the expression "scab bag" I especially enjoy. Also the bit before Yuffie nicks your materia, Cait Sith slipped up and said something about not being one to talk, I haven't done the bit where you find out about him yet, silly thing

[Wolf Kanno]

Anything by Gilgamesh...

"Not a word of this to anyone, O shrouded one. *throws up*"
~ Locke Cole (SNES version of VI)

Balthier: The Gods seem to have an interesting sense of humor
Basch: Tell your gods to leave me out of their business
(Second time on the Leviathan)

FOOLS! ~ Ex-Death

"Let's run away! *Lightning dives into the fray* I mean away!"
Sahz

[Forsaken Lover]

Gabranth: Yet without power, what future can you claim? What good a kingdom you cannot defend?

Yuna: I don't like your plan. It sucks.

Zidane: You'd better keep your promise, Kuja!
Kuja: Of course. You needn't worry one bit.
*Party leaves*
Kuja: What a bunch of idiots.

[black orb]

>>> Impertinent Fools!..

[Forsaken Lover]

"Hey, Boobs! Try that again, just one more time!" -Yuffie

Finding Yuffie when you have Tifa as the party leader is so much more fun.

[razorrozar7]

Cid in AC: "You want off, you JUMP off!"

Zack in Crisis Core, after one of the Yuffie missions: "Wait... how does she have my mail address?"

On a serious note, I thought all the LOVELESS stuff in Crisis Core was pretty cool.

[Hollycat]

YESSSSSSSS, I GOT IT BACKKKKK!!!!, I found a peice of paper that i wrote my password on, so now I AM BACK! Sorry for the lapse in posting, I gave away my laptop without deleting everything off of it, and the neihbor apparently used my profile, I am so happyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Now here is a great quote:

"OH, so soft!" -Zidane in the process of feeling Princess Garnet's butt

[Goldenboko]

Poor Kimari, first you lose your horn, then you lose your summoner. Howl alone! Howl alone!

[Rebellious Eagle]

"Ooh...soft..." -Zidane

[black orb]

>>> Stop right there Goers! You might be smiling now but not for loooong! Cuz this year, we Aurochs are taking the cup Hahahahaha ha ha!..

[The Man]

derp derp derp wrong threadSwat team runs a no-knock raid on this guy's house, holds a gun to his head in front of his five-year-old daughter, finds nothing. So they write up the guy for having a "disorderly house", which is described as "a building or house where someone 'resorted to for' illegal activity involving drugs, alcohol, gambling, or prostitution, according to city ordinance". Yeah I don't get it either.

Meanwhile, South Africa's finest have allowed a granny to be mauled by a police dog, and then, when it was readily apparent that she was bleeding heavily from her wounds, refused to allow her to go to a hospital in the front of the van; they forced her to ride in the back, where they'd kept the dog. The article doesn't say whether they forced her to ride with the dog. Maybe he got to ride shotgun.

[blackmage_nuke]

...huh?