I'm not going to have time for the next week or so to record vocals because my dad is loud and will cause background noise, and because I feel awkward singing while my dad - or anyone else, really - is here. I'll record them eventually, but not for Mr. Showdown.
Anyway, I have two entries! One is the song itself, and one is the lyrics that I wrote! The lyrics fit into the song oddly, so I advise listening to the song first AND THEN reading the lyrics.
EDIT:
Well, I guess I should format it properly, huh?
Team: Boys :3
Category: Other
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Team: Boys again
Category: Writing
(SPOILER)
He's a trickster.
He's a thief.
He's a mother smurfing pirate.
He's a bad ass;
He will kill you
With his mother smurfing hands.
He would rape all the women,
But you can't rape the willing.
He's Jack Sparrow;
He will kill you
With his mother smurfing hands.
You'll remember
On this fine day
That you almost caught Jack Sparrow.
You'll hear tales forever
'Bout how he
Stole all your smurfing ships.
So you'll angst
About his capture
Because your poor pride's oh so hurt,
But you know that he's much cooler;
He has a smurfing jar of dirt.
Don't touch that jar of dirt!
He's a pirate!
Not just any pirate!
Of the smurfing Brethren Court!
You can not stop him;
He gives not s.
He has a turtle raft,
And some smurfing godly wits.
Take no prisoners!
Tie that noose on.
He only cares
Why the rum's gone.
He's got one shot,
And you bet your ass he'll use it,
But that bullet's got a name on it,
And it's not Jack anymore.
Now, it's all for ironic effect;
If not for that,
He'd kill Barbossa
With his mother smurfing hands.
He's a trickster.
He's a thief.
He's a mother smurfing pirate.
He's a bad ass;
He would kill you
If he weren't so smurfing drunk.
He would rape all the women,
But he quite prefers eunichs.
He's Jack Sparrow;
He would kill you,
But he's kinda passed out right now....
But for now he's moving on;
He's reached the denouement.
Hoist the sails then, and
Bring me that horizon.