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    Christmas! You're a judge.

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    O:

    Mogi won't even do vocals for just me! DO IT GO IT'S TOTALLY OKAY DO IT.

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    Woo!

    Lemme finish the lyrics and I'll record it tomorrow, hopefully in one go, but we'll see what happens!

    This was a song that I'd written, but I had no intentions of recording it. It'll be all for you, Mr. Battle Of The Sexes Showdown!

    Yeah, that's right. MR. Battle Of The Sexes Showdown!

    AW YEAH, BABEH, LE'S DO DIS !

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    smurf yeah! Can't wait to hear this.

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    The lyrics are done! Just an update. We'll have this up tomorrow for sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melissaur View Post
    OK I got one!
    Team: Why are you even out of the kitchen?
    Category:Poetry.

    If I had you for another day,
    I would make the earth stand still.
    Like being trapped under water,
    you make it hard for me to breath.
    The smell of you still lingers here,
    it is the most intoxicating air.
    Like a moth to the flames,
    I am addicted to you touch.

    The happiest poem I've ever written in my life. I decided to submit this one cause all the others are dark, twisted, and morbid. That and I haven't read any of them. I don't like to read my own poetry.
    Solid, not too long, and as you said, happy. I like happy things.

    Score: 7/10


    Quote Originally Posted by Blues Agent View Post
    I'll go ahead and submit some stuff for the guy team.

    Team: STOP POSTING ON THE INTERNET AND GET TO MAKING MY DINNER ALREADY

    Category: PHOTOS



    A rather simple photograph of one of the cats. His name is Ichi and I caught him drinking straight from the toilet, so I snapped this. The flash caused his eyes to glow thus the evil look.
    Dude.. I know the cat is cute and such, but Ew, your toilet is DIRTY (-1)

    Score: 4/10

    Category: ART



    "Field Scenery" - An old oil painting I've done way in the past. I'd say this would probably be one of my best work ever. I still have it around, but it's just sadly collecting dust because it wouldn't hang up on the wall any longer. *shrugs* Oh well!
    Amazing, I really like it. Some may say it's a big vague, low on details, but you can see that was intentional. As I said before, I acknowledge effort.

    Score: 8/10


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    Team: MEN!
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    It's a female harlequin/jester sort of character. It's done completely in ink. The colours of the collar are just a tiny bit brigther than in real-life.. I blame my camera. But whatever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post

    Wait!!!! Two entries max per person!! We dun want the same person to submit over and over again. This way the others will just watch and do nothing!

    You already submitted their flower picture and the rap thingy remember?
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    GIRLS, WE ARE CATCHING UP!!!! JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE GIRLS!!! JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE!!! OR IF YOU HAD ONLY SEND ONE ENTRY, SEND ANOTHER FAST!!! C'MOM LADIES, WE ARE THE BEST!!!! WE HAVE BOOBS AND THAT OWNZZZZ!!!!
    Besides that was just an addition to my submission. I wasn't able to upload those other two pictures up before because Photobucket having server issues.

    And Breine that picture is really cool! I had no idea you could draw so well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiny View Post

    Besides that was just an addition to my submission. I wasn't able to upload those other two pictures up before because Photobucket having server issues.

    And Breine that picture is really cool! I had no idea you could draw so well.
    It might be easier if you had submitted the two pictures along with your Flower Goddess picture together. But since now the flower goddess picture had been graded, it will be diffcult for the judge to regrade it upon taking consideration of your two new additions. But If the judge are ok into regrading your entires, then I am ok with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiny View Post
    And Breine that picture is really cool! I had no idea you could draw so well.
    Thanks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight View Post
    Dude.. I know the cat is cute and such, but Ew, your toilet is DIRTY (-1)
    Not my toilet. The toilet is at my brothers' house and I don't live with them. Besides, its been cleaned since the picture was taken. However, I'll take the -1 because of that toilet. :P

    Apparently, I have been declared banished.

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    I'm not going to have time for the next week or so to record vocals because my dad is loud and will cause background noise, and because I feel awkward singing while my dad - or anyone else, really - is here. I'll record them eventually, but not for Mr. Showdown.

    Anyway, I have two entries! One is the song itself, and one is the lyrics that I wrote! The lyrics fit into the song oddly, so I advise listening to the song first AND THEN reading the lyrics.


    EDIT:
    Well, I guess I should format it properly, huh?

    Team: Boys :3
    Category: Other
    4shared.com - online file sharing and storage - download He's A Mother smurfing Pirate.mp3

    Team: Boys again
    Category: Writing
    (SPOILER)
    He's a trickster.
    He's a thief.
    He's a mother smurfing pirate.
    He's a bad ass;
    He will kill you
    With his mother smurfing hands.
    He would rape all the women,
    But you can't rape the willing.
    He's Jack Sparrow;
    He will kill you
    With his mother smurfing hands.

    You'll remember
    On this fine day
    That you almost caught Jack Sparrow.
    You'll hear tales forever
    'Bout how he
    Stole all your smurfing ships.
    So you'll angst
    About his capture
    Because your poor pride's oh so hurt,
    But you know that he's much cooler;
    He has a smurfing jar of dirt.

    Don't touch that jar of dirt!

    He's a pirate!
    Not just any pirate!
    Of the smurfing Brethren Court!

    You can not stop him;
    He gives not s.
    He has a turtle raft,
    And some smurfing godly wits.
    Take no prisoners!
    Tie that noose on.
    He only cares
    Why the rum's gone.

    He's got one shot,
    And you bet your ass he'll use it,
    But that bullet's got a name on it,
    And it's not Jack anymore.
    Now, it's all for ironic effect;
    If not for that,
    He'd kill Barbossa
    With his mother smurfing hands.

    He's a trickster.
    He's a thief.
    He's a mother smurfing pirate.
    He's a bad ass;
    He would kill you
    If he weren't so smurfing drunk.
    He would rape all the women,
    But he quite prefers eunichs.
    He's Jack Sparrow;
    He would kill you,
    But he's kinda passed out right now....

    But for now he's moving on;
    He's reached the denouement.
    Hoist the sails then, and
    Bring me that horizon.
    Last edited by Mogi; 06-13-2010 at 01:47 AM.

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    Ok everyone. Posting of entries end 24 hours later.

    Judges can either judge now or judge after that.

    Good luck to the PINK NINJAS!!!!

    Good luck to the Kitchen's team too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mogi View Post
    I'm not going to have time for the next week or so to record vocals because my dad is loud and will cause background noise, and because I feel awkward singing while my dad - or anyone else, really - is here. I'll record them eventually, but not for Mr. Showdown.

    Anyway, I have two entries! One is the song itself, and one is the lyrics that I wrote! The lyrics fit into the song oddly, so I advise listening to the song first AND THEN reading the lyrics.


    EDIT:
    Well, I guess I should format it properly, huh?

    Team: Boys :3
    Category: Other
    4shared.com - online file sharing and storage - download He's A Mother smurfing Pirate.mp3

    Team: Boys again
    Category: Writing
    (SPOILER)
    He's a trickster.
    He's a thief.
    He's a mother smurfing pirate.
    He's a bad ass;
    He will kill you
    With his mother smurfing hands.
    He would rape all the women,
    But you can't rape the willing.
    He's Jack Sparrow;
    He will kill you
    With his mother smurfing hands.

    You'll remember
    On this fine day
    That you almost caught Jack Sparrow.
    You'll hear tales forever
    'Bout how he
    Stole all your smurfing ships.
    So you'll angst
    About his capture
    Because your poor pride's oh so hurt,
    But you know that he's much cooler;
    He has a smurfing jar of dirt.

    Don't touch that jar of dirt!

    He's a pirate!
    Not just any pirate!
    Of the smurfing Brethren Court!

    You can not stop him;
    He gives not s.
    He has a turtle raft,
    And some smurfing godly wits.
    Take no prisoners!
    Tie that noose on.
    He only cares
    Why the rum's gone.

    He's got one shot,
    And you bet your ass he'll use it,
    But that bullet's got a name on it,
    And it's not Jack anymore.
    Now, it's all for ironic effect;
    If not for that,
    He'd kill Barbossa
    With his mother smurfing hands.

    He's a trickster.
    He's a thief.
    He's a mother smurfing pirate.
    He's a bad ass;
    He would kill you
    If he weren't so smurfing drunk.
    He would rape all the women,
    But he quite prefers eunichs.
    He's Jack Sparrow;
    He would kill you,
    But he's kinda passed out right now....

    But for now he's moving on;
    He's reached the denouement.
    Hoist the sails then, and
    Bring me that horizon.
    Holy balls. HOLY smurfING BALLS.

    Mogi, you smurfing rule. That song was awesome. I can't wait to hear that with lyrics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mogi View Post
    I'm not going to have time for the next week or so to record vocals because my dad is loud and will cause background noise, and because I feel awkward singing while my dad - or anyone else, really - is here. I'll record them eventually, but not for Mr. Showdown.

    Anyway, I have two entries! One is the song itself, and one is the lyrics that I wrote! The lyrics fit into the song oddly, so I advise listening to the song first AND THEN reading the lyrics.


    EDIT:
    Well, I guess I should format it properly, huh?

    Team: Boys :3
    Category: Other
    4shared.com - online file sharing and storage - download He's A Mother smurfing Pirate.mp3

    Team: Boys again
    Category: Writing
    (SPOILER)
    He's a trickster.
    He's a thief.
    He's a mother smurfing pirate.
    He's a bad ass;
    He will kill you
    With his mother smurfing hands.
    He would rape all the women,
    But you can't rape the willing.
    He's Jack Sparrow;
    He will kill you
    With his mother smurfing hands.

    You'll remember
    On this fine day
    That you almost caught Jack Sparrow.
    You'll hear tales forever
    'Bout how he
    Stole all your smurfing ships.
    So you'll angst
    About his capture
    Because your poor pride's oh so hurt,
    But you know that he's much cooler;
    He has a smurfing jar of dirt.

    Don't touch that jar of dirt!

    He's a pirate!
    Not just any pirate!
    Of the smurfing Brethren Court!

    You can not stop him;
    He gives not s.
    He has a turtle raft,
    And some smurfing godly wits.
    Take no prisoners!
    Tie that noose on.
    He only cares
    Why the rum's gone.

    He's got one shot,
    And you bet your ass he'll use it,
    But that bullet's got a name on it,
    And it's not Jack anymore.
    Now, it's all for ironic effect;
    If not for that,
    He'd kill Barbossa
    With his mother smurfing hands.

    He's a trickster.
    He's a thief.
    He's a mother smurfing pirate.
    He's a bad ass;
    He would kill you
    If he weren't so smurfing drunk.
    He would rape all the women,
    But he quite prefers eunichs.
    He's Jack Sparrow;
    He would kill you,
    But he's kinda passed out right now....

    But for now he's moving on;
    He's reached the denouement.
    Hoist the sails then, and
    Bring me that horizon.
    Holy balls. HOLY smurfING BALLS.

    Mogi, you smurfing rule. That song was awesome. I can't wait to hear that with lyrics.
    Thanks XD
    Glad to have some feedback!

    It'll be awhile before I add in the vocal track though :3

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