The First EoFF Battle Of The Sexes Showdown! ~GIRLS WIN!~

[Marshall Banana]

Team: Male
Category: Other? I don't know

This is a piece of music (no vocals) that I threw together using Guitar Pro 5 to write all the parts. It consists of a rhythm and lead guitar, a bass, and drums. It's also in MIDI since I don't have my bass or decent recording equipment.

Cool! 10/10.

Team: Shlup & her Boobies
Category: Photography

This is called, Horsie's Ears & Random Shrubbery

That horse looks mighty soft! For some reason I want to taste the shrubbery. 10/10.

Team: Pink Ninjas
Category: Still photography and rap




Description: This is a picture I took of a flower. I dunno.

--
Come through, spit these rhymes on some flip
Relentless, killing fools with these hip hits
Sick I be when I mimic a messiah on the brink of insanity
No one can see what lies between fake and veracity
I’m on killing spree
Poppin’ off fools with my vulgarity
They’re ill to me
Fool, I’m sadistic
And you’re the masochist
You enjoy what I put out whether it’s complex or simplistic
smurf a lyrist, bitch, I’m rapist
It’s twisted, these verses are heavy like a red brick
Gotta keep ya head in check if you wanna bare it
Cuz I’m the maverick from Top Gun
Son, I blow one…blow two
And then those bishes is through
They fell sick from this vindictive pursuit
--

Description: This is a rhyme I did after having a freestyle rap battle with this girl, Amy Lee. It's meant to be facetious. Think of Natalie Portman's rap.

Your photo: It reminds me of a part in Fantasia! 10/10.
Your rap song: I don't like rapists. =( 9/10.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Yay! I got a 10/10.

[qwertysaur]

Yay! I got a 10/10.

And you were afraid to post it

[NorthernChaosGod]

Shaddap! I was afraid I'd get docked points for MIDI. :P

[Fujiko]

Okay, well here goes nothing!

Team: Female
Category: Art



A manga drawing I never finished years ago (that's why he doesn't have a mouth! xD). But it'll have to do 'cause I can't find my other pretty drawings, and I spent time on this at the time~

[Aerith's Knight]

Okay, well here goes nothing!

Team: Female
Category: Art



A manga drawing I never finished years ago (that's why he doesn't have a mouth! xD). But it'll have to do 'cause I can't find my other pretty drawings, and I spent time on this at the time~

Good shading (+1), even the individual lines in the racket are drawn (+1). Yes, I can see a lot of time/effort (or a lot of talent) was used for this drawing. I respect that (+1), I endorse that, so here you go.

Score: 8/10

[Christmas]

Team: Shlup & her Boobies
Category: Photography

This is called, Horsie's Ears & Random Shrubbery

Oh I like that pictures especially the horse!! The eyes look so cute!

Score: 3/5

Team: Pink Ninjas
Category: Still photography and rap




Description: This is a picture I took of a flower. I dunno.

--
Come through, spit these rhymes on some flip
Relentless, killing fools with these hip hits
Sick I be when I mimic a messiah on the brink of insanity
No one can see what lies between fake and veracity
I’m on killing spree
Poppin’ off fools with my vulgarity
They’re ill to me
Fool, I’m sadistic
And you’re the masochist
You enjoy what I put out whether it’s complex or simplistic
smurf a lyrist, bitch, I’m rapist
It’s twisted, these verses are heavy like a red brick
Gotta keep ya head in check if you wanna bare it
Cuz I’m the maverick from Top Gun
Son, I blow one…blow two
And then those bishes is through
They fell sick from this vindictive pursuit
--

Description: This is a rhyme I did after having a freestyle rap battle with this girl, Amy Lee. It's meant to be facetious. Think of Natalie Portman's rap.

I have a few more things I could upload, but Photobucket is sucking right now so it'll have to wait. Also not sure if I should upload one of my films cuz some of them are 10 minutes. That might be too much.

The picture is awesome!! It looks to me like a flower fairy or a flower goddess with a humanoid shape! I like it really a lot!!!

Score: 5/5

The rap is kinda scary for me.

Score: 2/5

Okay, well here goes nothing!

Team: Female
Category: Art



A manga drawing I never finished years ago (that's why he doesn't have a mouth! xD). But it'll have to do 'cause I can't find my other pretty drawings, and I spent time on this at the time~

I used to read prince of tennis too!!! haha, sure bring back memories!!It is really pretty well drawn and I like it!

Score: 3/5

GOOD JOB GIRLS, WE ARE NOW IN THE LEAD, WE SURE SHOW THEM THAT THEY STINKS AND THEY DO NOTHING PRODUCTIVE BUT DRINK AND TALK ABOUT BOOBS. THREE CHEERS!!!!!

[G13]

I didn't... oh wait, never mind. I did say something about boobs earlier.

[Christmas]

Oh ya, btw, How about we make this even more exciting by including a penalty for the team that lost?

How about we make it this way:

Ten selected members including captain from the team that lost will have to put on a set of avatar and sig with an embrassing usertitle determined by the captain of the winning team for at least a few days!

How about it?

EDIT: This message is to the Captains

[Loony BoB]

Oh man, I totally need to submit some crazy crap for this.

[Fujiko]

Okay, well here goes nothing!

Team: Female
Category: Art



A manga drawing I never finished years ago (that's why he doesn't have a mouth! xD). But it'll have to do 'cause I can't find my other pretty drawings, and I spent time on this at the time~

Good shading (+1), even the individual lines in the racket are drawn (+1). Yes, I can see a lot of time/effort (or a lot of talent) was used for this drawing. I respect that (+1), I endorse that, so here you go.

Score: 8/10

I used to read prince of tennis too!!! haha, sure bring back memories!!It is really pretty well drawn and I like it!

Score: 3/5

Wow, thanks!

[Shiny]

Hm, I'm not sure how these ratings seem to work, but yay! And that is a very cool picture, Fujiko!

Team: Pink Ninjas
Category: Photography and Poem/Song/Thing




Description: This is a picture I took of the reflection of a gate in a puddle of water. I decided to mess around with the colors and the texture a bit just because.




Description: These are tree branches during the fall season. The picture is inverted.

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Dancing in the rain
The mystery plays on in refrain
Feel the rhythm move through your veins
Look as to look through the clarity of cellophane

I write the songs to the beat of the songs that you play
Although confusing, I find solace in the things that you say
Oh, I love, I love, I love when your voice takes me away
Rather amusing, how you manage to brighten my day

Running through my mind
Play the melody on the chime
Pulses seem to take control of time
Crazy as the beat I’m trying hard to find

I write the songs to the beat of the songs that you play
Although confusing, I find solace in the things that you say
Oh, I love, I love, I love when your voice takes me away
Rather amusing, how you manage to brighten my day

Dancing around in my head
These thoughts of the songs are better than dreaming in my bed
Running through my mind
These thoughts of the music are better than making broken ties bind

I write the songs to the beat of the songs that you play
Although confusing, I find solace in the things that you say
Oh, I love, I love, I love when your voice takes me away
Rather amusing, how you manage to brighten my day

Still, I go on
To the broken rhythms of beats that never end
Still, I go on
To the broken lives of people that may not mend
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Description: I should write another Natalie Portman-esque rap. >=) Just kidding! Here's a poem or song, or whatever this was that I wrote a while ago for a friend when we were going to have a poetry and song night at the high school that never happened.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Oh man, I totally need to submit some crazy crap for this.

Yes you do, dammit! We're losing.

[Psychotic]

Oh ya, btw, How about we make this even more exciting by including a penalty for the team that lost?

How about we make it this way:

Ten selected members including captain from the team that lost will have to put on a set of avatar and sig with an embrassing usertitle determined by the captain of the winning team for at least a few days!

How about it?

EDIT: This message is to the Captains

No, I couldn't possibly have an embarassing signature. My e-reputation would be in ruins.

(maybe, if you give my entry a fair score now that the girls have caught up! )

[Aerith's Knight]

A notice for all, I find pictures the most lazy of art form, mostly because it takes about 5 seconds to take, compared to everything else. Therefore they will never earn top points.

I'll judge those three in a few hours, gotta go.