The First EoFF Battle Of The Sexes Showdown! ~GIRLS WIN!~

[qwertysaur]

Team: Winners erm... I mean Women.
Category:Poetry.

If I had you for another day,
I would make the earth stand still.
Like being trapped under water,
you make it hard for me to breath.
The smell of you still lingers here,
it is the most intoxicating air.
Like a moth to the flames,
I am addicted to you touch.

The happiest poem I've ever written in my life. I decided to submit this one cause all the others are dark, twisted, and morbid. That and I haven't read any of them. I don't like to read my own poetry.

Score: 8/10
I'm addicted to yummy frogs, so this really speaks to me

Team: STOP POSTING ON THE INTERNET AND GET TO MAKING MY DINNER ALREADY

Category: PHOTOS

Score: 6/10
KITTY!

Category: ART

Score:10/10
I didn't know you were a painter. This is fantastic! Reminds me of an all you can eat buffet.

Team: Female
Category: Art

(SPOILER)

Score: 7/10
He is really cute. But he looks hungry.

Team: MEN!
Category: Art

Score: 8/10
I like the colors. They look yummy.

Team: Boys :3
Category: Other
4shared.com - online file sharing and storage - download He's A Mother smurfing Pirate.mp3

Score: 9/10
Would be 10/10 if you were able to record the lyrics in together.

Team: Boys again
Category: Writing
(SPOILER)
He's a trickster.
He's a thief.
He's a mother smurfing pirate.
He's a bad ass;
He will kill you
With his mother smurfing hands.
He would rape all the women,
But you can't rape the willing.
He's Jack Sparrow;
He will kill you
With his mother smurfing hands.

You'll remember
On this fine day
That you almost caught Jack Sparrow.
You'll hear tales forever
'Bout how he
Stole all your smurfing ships.
So you'll angst
About his capture
Because your poor pride's oh so hurt,
But you know that he's much cooler;
He has a smurfing jar of dirt.

Don't touch that jar of dirt!

He's a pirate!
Not just any pirate!
Of the smurfing Brethren Court!

You can not stop him;
He gives not s.
He has a turtle raft,
And some smurfing godly wits.
Take no prisoners!
Tie that noose on.
He only cares
Why the rum's gone.

He's got one shot,
And you bet your ass he'll use it,
But that bullet's got a name on it,
And it's not Jack anymore.
Now, it's all for ironic effect;
If not for that,
He'd kill Barbossa
With his mother smurfing hands.

He's a trickster.
He's a thief.
He's a mother smurfing pirate.
He's a bad ass;
He would kill you
If he weren't so smurfing drunk.
He would rape all the women,
But he quite prefers eunichs.
He's Jack Sparrow;
He would kill you,
But he's kinda passed out right now....

But for now he's moving on;
He's reached the denouement.
Hoist the sails then, and
Bring me that horizon.

Score: 9/10
Would be 10/10 if you were able to record the lyrics in together.

Team: Boys
Category: Art
Description: This is a quick drawing I did of Rantzien's Viking Helm! As you can see, it has the customary two horns, but our Rantzien has added a scary looking face to his helm to give the appearance of a demon protruding from his head!

score: 6/10
I was hoping there would be a frog somewhere for the poor helmet to have a YUMMY SNACK

Team: Boys
Category: Art
Description: A tiki head I sculpted out of... well I forget what it's made of. But I made it myself! His mouth is gaping wide because he is hungry! Somebody give him some noms

Score: 9/10
HE LOOK. SO. HAPPY