The First EoFF Battle Of The Sexes Showdown! ~GIRLS WIN!~

[Imperfectionist]

Team: Female
Category: PHOTO



This is meant to be part of a series of photos i've taken for my art coursework, it was definitely the best one of this particular batch of photos. The theme we were given was 'Passions & Obsessions' so I chose to take that to mean 'Stalkers' etc. I've already got some of my other Stalker photos up in the Artist's forum but I wanted to post something I haven't shown before.

I'll probably post another piece for the the Art category in a couple days cos i'm trying to blitz through this coursework

[Psychotic]

You've done a good job so far, team, but the war is not over yet!

Let's step up the pace and trample those dress-wearing, moisturiser-using, penis-lacking wenches into the dust!

[Christmas]

You've done a good job so far, team, but the war is not over yet!

Let's step up the pace and trample those dress-wearing, moisturiser-using, penis-lacking wenches into the dust!

Why dun you post something like what the captain of the opposite team did!? Lead by example!

[Psychotic]

I would like to post a voice file of a dramatic reading of a poem written by someone else.

ie, I would be judged on how well I read it out. Is this an acceptable "Performance"?

If it helps, the poem is one written by Demon Dude.

[Christmas]

I would like to post a voice file of a dramatic reading of a poem written by someone else.

ie, I would be judged on how well I read it out. Is this an acceptable "Performance"?

If it helps, the poem is one written by Demon Dude.

aaaahhhh, SHASHA's poem right?

I am not really sure, it will work better if you wrote that poem, but if the other judges are fine with it, then I'm ok.

We save the details for later, just post it first for the sake of amusment!!!

[Psychotic]

Do with it what you wish then.


Team: Male
Category: Performance
Description:

Oh Resha can you not see?
That we live in a land of misery.
People suffering left and right.
It just isn't right.
But one of the worst lives is mine.
I suffer daily and every time.
I cry for freedom I cry for help.
Yet my calls are not answered.
But you Resha you are my light.
So shine on my life and let me fight.
And we shall go to lands unknown.
Hand in hand with a lovers bond.
Do you wish this or do you not?
Do you want to save me?
If you do then take my hand.
And my misery shall be banned.
So come Resha do you accept me?
As your soul mate to make life an ease.
Or shall you banish my heart to misery.

[Christmas]

Team: Female
Category: PHOTO



This is meant to be part of a series of photos i've taken for my art coursework, it was definitely the best one of this particular batch of photos. The theme we were given was 'Passions & Obsessions' so I chose to take that to mean 'Stalkers' etc. I've already got some of my other Stalker photos up in the Artist's forum but I wanted to post something I haven't shown before.

I'll probably post another piece for the the Art category in a couple days cos i'm trying to blitz through this coursework

Ahhh!!! Really nice!!! It is a really decent piece of work you have there best friend!! I really like it!!!

Score: 3/5

Do with it what you wish then.


Team: Male
Category: Art
Description:

Oh Resha can you not see?
That we live in a land of misery.
People suffering left and right.
It just isn't right.
But one of the worst lives is mine.
I suffer daily and every time.
I cry for freedom I cry for help.
Yet my calls are not answered.
But you Resha you are my light.
So shine on my life and let me fight.
And we shall go to lands unknown.
Hand in hand with a lovers bond.
Do you wish this or do you not?
Do you want to save me?
If you do then take my hand.
And my misery shall be banned.
So come Resha do you accept me?
As your soul mate to make life an ease.
Or shall you banish my heart to misery.

HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHA, KK, as the Chief Judge I give you my word that this piece of work is qualifed for judging!!!! I had this on repeat mode now!!! You are great my dear PAUL!

I will give the score later as I am still laughing!!

[Shin Gouken]

Your poem kinda rhymes! So you are good looking and poetic?

Why is everyone so concerned with the rhyming

Hahaha, your photo make me blush. You are really pretty handsome and manly in the photo! But it is a pity you are looking another way instead at the camera or else all the girls will be screaming!

Are you taking the piss

[Aerith's Knight]

Team: Female
Category: PHOTO



This is meant to be part of a series of photos i've taken for my art coursework, it was definitely the best one of this particular batch of photos. The theme we were given was 'Passions & Obsessions' so I chose to take that to mean 'Stalkers' etc. I've already got some of my other Stalker photos up in the Artist's forum but I wanted to post something I haven't shown before.

I'll probably post another piece for the the Art category in a couple days cos i'm trying to blitz through this coursework

Finally, a woman. Very cute, very artsy. Sadly, some point have to be taken due to the lack of accentuation on the boobies.

Score: 8/10

Do with it what you wish then.


Team: Male
Category: Performance
Description:

Oh Resha can you not see?
That we live in a land of misery.
People suffering left and right.
It just isn't right.
But one of the worst lives is mine.
I suffer daily and every time.
I cry for freedom I cry for help.
Yet my calls are not answered.
But you Resha you are my light.
So shine on my life and let me fight.
And we shall go to lands unknown.
Hand in hand with a lovers bond.
Do you wish this or do you not?
Do you want to save me?
If you do then take my hand.
And my misery shall be banned.
So come Resha do you accept me?
As your soul mate to make life an ease.
Or shall you banish my heart to misery.

Very awesome, still great. However, not your piece, and certainly not new. Two point I'll have to subtract because of that.

Score: 7/10

[qwertysaur]

Team: Male
Category: Other
Pattern maker

Score: 10/10
A lot of fun to mess around with. Making circles reminds me of candies, yum

Team: Female
Category: Others (Culinary Arts)

Score: 10/10
FOOD! (Cupcake cakes are so much fun)

Team: Female
Category: PHOTO

Score: 9/10
The picture reminds me of Princess Garnet and she made me a delicious cake yesterday.

Team: Male
Category: Performance
Description:

Oh Resha can you not see?
That we live in a land of misery.
People suffering left and right.
It just isn't right.
But one of the worst lives is mine.
I suffer daily and every time.
I cry for freedom I cry for help.
Yet my calls are not answered.
But you Resha you are my light.
So shine on my life and let me fight.
And we shall go to lands unknown.
Hand in hand with a lovers bond.
Do you wish this or do you not?
Do you want to save me?
If you do then take my hand.
And my misery shall be banned.
So come Resha do you accept me?
As your soul mate to make life an ease.
Or shall you banish my heart to misery.

Score: 9/10
Me. So. Happy.

[champagne supernova]

Perhaps there needs to be a re-weighting of the scores based on the numbers of active males relative to active females. Because I think there are more guys than girls in this forum. Which would just lead to utter slaughter.

[Aerith's Knight]

There are plenty girls, they just need to get off their asses and submit stuff.

[Tavrobel]

There are plenty girls, they just need to get off their asses and submit stuff.

You mean that we need to let them off their backs, right?

[Melissaur]

Team: Female
Category: Wacky Pose Picture


"VOV-WO"

I tried making the word wow but as you can see I failed BUT it lead to a great picture!

P.S. Aerith's Knight, note the cleavage

[Shlup]

Shlup, those look like overcooked spaghetti that a bronchitis patient coughed on. 0/10

There is no emoticon for what I'm feeling right now!

There are plenty girls, they just need to get off their asses and submit stuff.

You mean that we need to let them off their backs, right?

Oh .

I vote the males are disqualified for allowing these two to be a part of their gender.