The First EoFF Battle Of The Sexes Showdown! ~GIRLS WIN!~

[Christmas]

Do with it what you wish then.


Team: Male
Category: Performance
Description:

Oh Resha can you not see?
That we live in a land of misery.
People suffering left and right.
It just isn't right.
But one of the worst lives is mine.
I suffer daily and every time.
I cry for freedom I cry for help.
Yet my calls are not answered.
But you Resha you are my light.
So shine on my life and let me fight.
And we shall go to lands unknown.
Hand in hand with a lovers bond.
Do you wish this or do you not?
Do you want to save me?
If you do then take my hand.
And my misery shall be banned.
So come Resha do you accept me?
As your soul mate to make life an ease.
Or shall you banish my heart to misery.

As much as it make me laugh, I won't give this masterpiece a high score cause it plague the memories of my precious Resha! And now there is a vocal version of it, she will most probably commit suicide!

Score: -2/5

Team: Female
Category: Wacky Pose Picture


"VOV-WO"

I tried making the word wow but as you can see I failed BUT it lead to a great picture!

P.S. Aerith's Knight, note the cleavage

I like cleavage too!!! I do!!! I do!!! I usually look at my own cleavage and I notice I like yours better!!!!

Anyway, I had really no idea what I am saying, BoB might be a better judge when it come to cleavage!

Score: 3/5

Also this is at NCG
Do it or I'm giving every female submission a 10 and male a 0. Unless they remind me of frogs. Mmmmmmmm frogs.

This is obviously judge abuse.

But fine!

Team: Male
Category: Other? I don't know

This is a piece of music (no vocals) that I threw together using Guitar Pro 5 to write all the parts. It consists of a rhythm and lead guitar, a bass, and drums. It's also in MIDI since I don't have my bass or decent recording equipment.

Aaahhhh, it's really music to the ears. Sound like this might make a good boss theme for some SNES game or something. Since it is original and nice, it deserves a good score!

Score: 4/5

Also, qwertysaur and Monda roxz at scoring!! I'm really glad I have them here! It's like AK is the Devil, Monda and qwertysaur the angels and I'm neutral!

GIRLS, WE ARE CATCHING UP!!!! JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE GIRLS!!! JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE!!! OR IF YOU HAD ONLY SEND ONE ENTRY, SEND ANOTHER FAST!!! C'MOM LADIES, WE ARE THE BEST!!!! WE HAVE BOOBS AND THAT OWNZZZZ!!!!