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Thread: The First EoFF Battle Of The Sexes Showdown! ~GIRLS WIN!~

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    I'd just like to let you know that I listened to it like 5 times in a row.

    And then again when it came up again in Winamp.

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    Team: Boys
    Category: Art
    Description: This is a quick drawing I did of Rantzien's Viking Helm! As you can see, it has the customary two horns, but our Rantzien has added a scary looking face to his helm to give the appearance of a demon protruding from his head!



    Team: Boys
    Category: Art
    Description: A tiki head I sculpted out of... well I forget what it's made of. But I made it myself! His mouth is gaping wide because he is hungry! Somebody give him some noms


    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    Ooooo talent!!


    HOTROD
    "Lets go for a spin you and I"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loony MeL View Post
    Team: Winners erm... I mean Women.
    Category:Poetry.

    If I had you for another day,
    I would make the earth stand still.
    Like being trapped under water,
    you make it hard for me to breath.
    The smell of you still lingers here,
    it is the most intoxicating air.
    Like a moth to the flames,
    I am addicted to you touch.

    The happiest poem I've ever written in my life. I decided to submit this one cause all the others are dark, twisted, and morbid. That and I haven't read any of them. I don't like to read my own poetry.
    Score: 8/10
    I'm addicted to yummy frogs, so this really speaks to me

    Quote Originally Posted by Blues Agent View Post
    Team: STOP POSTING ON THE INTERNET AND GET TO MAKING MY DINNER ALREADY

    Category: PHOTOS


    Score: 6/10
    KITTY!

    Quote Originally Posted by Blues Agent View Post
    Category: ART


    Score:10/10
    I didn't know you were a painter. This is fantastic! Reminds me of an all you can eat buffet.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪ View Post
    Team: Female
    Category: Art

    (SPOILER)

    Score: 7/10
    He is really cute. But he looks hungry.

    Quote Originally Posted by Breine View Post
    Team: MEN!
    Category: Art


    Score: 8/10
    I like the colors. They look yummy.

    Score: 9/10
    Would be 10/10 if you were able to record the lyrics in together.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mogi View Post
    Team: Boys again
    Category: Writing
    (SPOILER)
    He's a trickster.
    He's a thief.
    He's a mother smurfing pirate.
    He's a bad ass;
    He will kill you
    With his mother smurfing hands.
    He would rape all the women,
    But you can't rape the willing.
    He's Jack Sparrow;
    He will kill you
    With his mother smurfing hands.

    You'll remember
    On this fine day
    That you almost caught Jack Sparrow.
    You'll hear tales forever
    'Bout how he
    Stole all your smurfing ships.
    So you'll angst
    About his capture
    Because your poor pride's oh so hurt,
    But you know that he's much cooler;
    He has a smurfing jar of dirt.

    Don't touch that jar of dirt!

    He's a pirate!
    Not just any pirate!
    Of the smurfing Brethren Court!

    You can not stop him;
    He gives not s.
    He has a turtle raft,
    And some smurfing godly wits.
    Take no prisoners!
    Tie that noose on.
    He only cares
    Why the rum's gone.

    He's got one shot,
    And you bet your ass he'll use it,
    But that bullet's got a name on it,
    And it's not Jack anymore.
    Now, it's all for ironic effect;
    If not for that,
    He'd kill Barbossa
    With his mother smurfing hands.

    He's a trickster.
    He's a thief.
    He's a mother smurfing pirate.
    He's a bad ass;
    He would kill you
    If he weren't so smurfing drunk.
    He would rape all the women,
    But he quite prefers eunichs.
    He's Jack Sparrow;
    He would kill you,
    But he's kinda passed out right now....

    But for now he's moving on;
    He's reached the denouement.
    Hoist the sails then, and
    Bring me that horizon.
    Score: 9/10
    Would be 10/10 if you were able to record the lyrics in together.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jiro View Post
    Team: Boys
    Category: Art
    Description: This is a quick drawing I did of Rantzien's Viking Helm! As you can see, it has the customary two horns, but our Rantzien has added a scary looking face to his helm to give the appearance of a demon protruding from his head!

    score: 6/10
    I was hoping there would be a frog somewhere for the poor helmet to have a YUMMY SNACK

    Quote Originally Posted by Jiro View Post
    Team: Boys
    Category: Art
    Description: A tiki head I sculpted out of... well I forget what it's made of. But I made it myself! His mouth is gaping wide because he is hungry! Somebody give him some noms

    Score: 9/10
    HE LOOK. SO. HAPPY

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    My computer was incapacitated for an extended period of time. Is it still possible for me to send in an entry?

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    You have about 6 hours to submit an entry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by qwertysaur View Post
    Score: 9/10
    Would be 10/10 if you were able to record the lyrics in together.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mogi View Post
    Team: Boys again
    Category: Writing
    (SPOILER)
    He's a trickster.
    He's a thief.
    He's a mother smurfing pirate.
    He's a bad ass;
    He will kill you
    With his mother smurfing hands.
    He would rape all the women,
    But you can't rape the willing.
    He's Jack Sparrow;
    He will kill you
    With his mother smurfing hands.

    You'll remember
    On this fine day
    That you almost caught Jack Sparrow.
    You'll hear tales forever
    'Bout how he
    Stole all your smurfing ships.
    So you'll angst
    About his capture
    Because your poor pride's oh so hurt,
    But you know that he's much cooler;
    He has a smurfing jar of dirt.

    Don't touch that jar of dirt!

    He's a pirate!
    Not just any pirate!
    Of the smurfing Brethren Court!

    You can not stop him;
    He gives not s.
    He has a turtle raft,
    And some smurfing godly wits.
    Take no prisoners!
    Tie that noose on.
    He only cares
    Why the rum's gone.

    He's got one shot,
    And you bet your ass he'll use it,
    But that bullet's got a name on it,
    And it's not Jack anymore.
    Now, it's all for ironic effect;
    If not for that,
    He'd kill Barbossa
    With his mother smurfing hands.

    He's a trickster.
    He's a thief.
    He's a mother smurfing pirate.
    He's a bad ass;
    He would kill you
    If he weren't so smurfing drunk.
    He would rape all the women,
    But he quite prefers eunichs.
    He's Jack Sparrow;
    He would kill you,
    But he's kinda passed out right now....

    But for now he's moving on;
    He's reached the denouement.
    Hoist the sails then, and
    Bring me that horizon.
    Score: 9/10
    Would be 10/10 if you were able to record the lyrics in together.
    Not a 10/10, but I am content!

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    AK didn't judge my origami

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪ View Post
    AK didn't judge my origami
    Didn't see it, I guess. But After the entry period is over I'm going to go over the entire thread and see what I missed.

    Despair not, you're my futurama mafia buddy, I wouldn't skip over you.


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    Is it okay if I use old poems and stuff?
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    Most of the entries here are old works and stuff I think, I dun really expect all of them to do some work specifically for this event!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB View Post
    Is it okay if I use old poems and stuff?
    Of course, anything you put effort into.


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    Proto got his team name slightly wrong. The team name should have been:

    Why the hell is my cat drinking from my dirty toilet? Why is he not drinking from a clean toilet!? Woman get your ass in there and scrub!

    I think that comes under category: Other (Smacktalking is a valid thing in any argument )

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    If I'm not wrong, the event will be ending soon or you people want an extension?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceglow View Post
    Proto got his team name slightly wrong. The team name should have been:

    Why the hell is my cat drinking from my dirty toilet? Why is he not drinking from a clean toilet!? Woman get your ass in there and scrub!
    I completely agree!

    Apparently, I have been declared banished.

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