The First EoFF Battle Of The Sexes Showdown! ~GIRLS WIN!~

[Psychotic]

THE FINAL FACEOFF?


PSYCHOTIC
VS
SHLUPQUACK!??

game on

(SPOILER)
Ode to ShlupQuack

Ode to ShlupQuack, such a beautiful girl
Her dashing looks make me want to hurl
Oh kind ShlupQuack, so friendly and sweet
For spewing raw venom, she cannot be beat
Marvellous ShlupQuack, how young and fair
You do a fine job of dying your grey hair.

Witty ShlupQuack, remember your Sims thread?
Oh that's right, like your brain, it is dead.
Intelligent ShlupQuack, her posts are so smart
About as clever as the average Raistlin fart
So here's to you, you grouchy old hag
I love you even though you're starting to sag.

[Iceglow]

Victory I believe, there is no come back to the ode to shlupquack!

[Aerith's Knight]

Men don't draw or lose, we just win by being awesome and manly!

If you justify manly and awesome by drinking alcohol...

We also use it to justify sleeping with.. less than attractive women. Seems to work out fine.

[NorthernChaosGod]

game on

(SPOILER)
Ode to ShlupQuack

Ode to ShlupQuack, such a beautiful girl
Her dashing looks make me want to hurl
Oh kind ShlupQuack, so friendly and sweet
For spewing raw venom, she cannot be beat
Marvellous ShlupQuack, how young and fair
You do a fine job of dying your grey hair.

Witty ShlupQuack, remember your Sims thread?
Oh that's right, like your brain, it is dead.
Intelligent ShlupQuack, her posts are so smart
About as clever as the average Raistlin fart
So here's to you, you grouchy old hag
I love you even though you're starting to sag.

smurfing win.

[Melissaur]

One, you sound, I will not say. Two, I have nothing left...

[Ultima Shadow]

Average score is obviously more fair as it requires actual quality rather than just pure quantity.

[Raistlin]

In recent news, a female historian has found a shocking and immense flaw in the records of the past 100 years. It appears as though the Allies were declared the victors in World War II. In fact, it turns out that the Axis were clear and deserved winners of the war as, on average, Axis soldiers killed more opposing forces than the Allies did.

Now that is an excellent joke. Too bad you don't put so much wit into your puns.

game on

(SPOILER)
Ode to ShlupQuack

Ode to ShlupQuack, such a beautiful girl
Her dashing looks make me want to hurl
Oh kind ShlupQuack, so friendly and sweet
For spewing raw venom, she cannot be beat
Marvellous ShlupQuack, how young and fair
You do a fine job of dying your grey hair.

Witty ShlupQuack, remember your Sims thread?
Oh that's right, like your brain, it is dead.
Intelligent ShlupQuack, her posts are so smart
About as clever as the average Raistlin fart
So here's to you, you grouchy old hag
I love you even though you're starting to sag.

Amanda is not even capable of reaching anywhere near that level of burn, so you officially win that contest.

[Christmas]

THE FINAL FACEOFF?


PSYCHOTIC
VS
SHLUPQUACK!??

game on

(SPOILER)
Ode to ShlupQuack

Ode to ShlupQuack, such a beautiful girl
Her dashing looks make me want to hurl
Oh kind ShlupQuack, so friendly and sweet
For spewing raw venom, she cannot be beat
Marvellous ShlupQuack, how young and fair
You do a fine job of dying your grey hair.

Witty ShlupQuack, remember your Sims thread?
Oh that's right, like your brain, it is dead.
Intelligent ShlupQuack, her posts are so smart
About as clever as the average Raistlin fart
So here's to you, you grouchy old hag
I love you even though you're starting to sag.

EVERYONE CALM DOWN!!

We will wait for Shlup to appear and see what happens!!

[Shlup]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--

I'm working on it. Just... just GIMMIE A MINUTE.

[Aerith's Knight]

You've had 12.

[Shlup]

BY A MINUTE I MEAN A COUPLE HOURS. This is unfair. Psy is a cheater. A CHEATER!

[Christmas]

BY A MINUTE I MEAN A COUPLE HOURS. This is unfair. Psy is a cheater. A CHEATER!

TAKE YOUR TIME!! QUALITY COME FIRST!! OUR PRIDE AND DIGNITY DEPENDS ON YOU!!!

You've had 12.

AS FOR YOU, SHUT UP AND STOP POSTING UNTIL IT IS TIME TO JUDGE!! YOU ARE INSTILLING MENTAL STRESS AND PRESSURE ON OUR MIGHTY CAPTAIN!!!!



THIS PICTURE SHOULD BE USED ON YOU EVERYTIME YOU POST!

[Raistlin]

BY A MINUTE I MEAN A COUPLE HOURS. This is unfair. Psy is a cheater. A CHEATER!

I can understand you thinking that the fact that Psy used his brain gives him an unfair advantage.

[Goldenboko]

Bringing out the old zinger; guys rule and girls drool.

[Jiro]

Men are from Mars
Women from Venus
Guys are much better
'Cause we have a penis