I Wanna Move To America & Need A Sponsor (I'll Do Anything)

[G13]

He's right. Anyways why the heck would you want to be here? I'd give my left AND right nut to live in a different country.

What the...

Come stay with me Cuch. We can... , I don't know, you'll help my image. That's all I got.

[blackmage_nuke]

Screw soccer. Move to Australia and bring your Gaelic Football skills to Aussie rules footy.

And you wont have to change the way you spell colour and you still get to use the metric system.

[Melissaur]

He's right. Anyways why the heck would you want to be here? I'd give my left AND right nut to live in a different country.

What the...

Come stay with me Cuch. We can... , I don't know, you'll help my image. That's all I got.

Like you didn't know already. I told you we have A LOT in common. And you don't need help with your image, you're cute enough.

[Cuchulainn]

Screw soccer. Move to Australia and bring your Gaelic Football skills to Aussie rules footy.

Football's the only sport worth playing OR watching. Gaelic....meh I can take it or leave it.

Living in Australia, you'll have the opportunity to hang out with dubstep himself. Just sayin'...

Love to but the only thing that would attract me to there is you and, well maybe the others I know here. Apart from that I've no interest in living somewhere where almost every creature can kill you.

What the...

Come stay with me Cuch. We can... , I don't know, you'll help my image. That's all I got.

smurf image man, you shouldn't need help with that image is worthless. I'd share a few jars with you though, no question.

[rubah]

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[NorthernChaosGod]

Do you do dishes?

He's right. Anyways why the heck would you want to be here? I'd give my left AND right nut to live in a different country.

I... you... what?!

[Melissaur]

OH like YOU didn't know either!

[Inferno]

6. I'm easy to please, pay me in beer, BBQ food & access Football matches (Soccer to you colonials).

I'm pretty sure your irish beer tastes 1000 times better than the freakin' bud light and that kind of cheap american beer.

[Shiny]

Unless you're Colin Farrell or Cillian Murphy, we don't need you. I would've said Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, but he's bat insane.

[fire_of_avalon]

3. I know how to open a drawer, and shut it again with little to no help.

I died.

[G13]

What the...

Come stay with me Cuch. We can... , I don't know, you'll help my image. That's all I got.

smurf image man, you shouldn't need help with that image is worthless. I'd share a few jars with you though, no question.

Pshh An Irishmen not helping my image? That'll be the day! That's like saying parrots don't help a pirates image!

But yeah, make a trip up here and we'll have a few drinks.

[NorthernChaosGod]

smurf that, you both come here and we'll have drinks. I live in a major city, I'd have better bars and more girls.

[G13]

Aye, that's true. Spokane blows for bars but we have a good selection of ladies.

I can't compete with San Diego though.

[Rodarian]

Cuch....Come to Pakistan.... We love 'foreigners'

[Cuchulainn]

Cuch....Come to Pakistan.... We love 'foreigners'

The heat would literally slaughter me. Plus I'm too liberal for a conservative society. I'm Irish anyway I think I'd be ok...

I'D DRINK WITH YOU ALL!!

Allie that was funny. I guess it's impossible then