View Poll Results: I love Eoff?

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  • Eoff dun love me

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    Steve Steve Steve Steve Iceglow's Avatar
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    Actually I forgot to mention Rye, I would like to go meet her I think we'd end up celebrating something with a visit to a strip club

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    Steve, Paul, Dennis: Pretty much a package deal to me. I can guarantee there would be teabagging and many "back in the kitchen, woman!" jokes and such, it would be awesome by every extent

    Kaycee: *Snip* NC-17, not for the view of the general public's eyes.

    Justin: Have more fun that we did the first time

    tavaryn: LOTS OF MASSIVE BEAR HUGS

    enano: See: Kaycee

    Christmas: we would totally get eloped in Vegas

    Rye: Who knows what kind of trouble we'd get into

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    I'm selling these fine leather jackets Aerith's Knight's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceglow View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight View Post
    If me, Paul and Steve meet it will destroy the universe.

    I can't wait.

    Wouldn't mind meeting Melissa for BBT talk, or KC to make fun of her (, plus, she has an awesome sister), or hmm BoB, because he seems like a nice guy with a poll fetish.
    Well Why the hell aren't you comming to my birthday on the 19th of June Bitch? Don't say I never invited you because I did do so during the Halo Reach Beta!
    1. I was too busy teabagging the other elites that I probably didn't hear.

    2. I have exam week two days after that, I should probably have a whole week off if we gonna party like it's hot!

    I'll come visit this summer, this time I promise. We'll go hang.

    Almost forgot Kari. We still have to go ride Elephants.


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    I WAS JUST TEABAGGED OVER SKYPE BY TOPLESS AND SEMI-DRUNK STEVE PAUL I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY

    EDIT: Yes Dennis~ AND WE HAVE TO SING THE SONG

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    I'm selling these fine leather jackets Aerith's Knight's Avatar
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    The elephant song.

    Now for sale. $9.99

    It includes the special bonus track: "Steve got bagged."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight View Post
    The elephant song.

    Now for sale. $9.99

    It includes the special bonus track: "Steve Kari got bagged."
    Fix'd~

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    Huh? Flower?! What the hell?! Administrator Psychotic's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quin View Post
    I have vowed to cockpunch Psychotic as soon as I see him.
    can't we just spoon and then maybe defecate into each other's mouths in a romantic manner?

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    If I ever see Kishi again, I'll try to make him mad so I can take a picture of his mad face and post it! I'd take a picture of nunchucks hitting his head, too (maybe that would come first, actually).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceglow View Post
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    I wouldn't mind meeting Psy, but that smurfer would probably try to teabag me in real life. I'd be forced to punch him in the balls. But I guess we could go around drinking and trolling other people afterward.
    Sorry dude but I've beaten you to the punch in both senses, I have cock punched Psy 2 times irl now and also have teabagged over him once I know I'm a legend. Though you have to watch it with me I'm the kind to simply throw you to the floor and repeatedly bag you irl. I'm sure Paul has some pretty traumatic memories of such events.
    You smurfing hero. We must all hang out one day.

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    I still want to meet RSL.

    Signature by rubah. I think.

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    Well

    If I meet Agrias in real life, I will demand photos of her wedding!

    If I meet Aerith Knight in real life, I will want to verify his gender. It will be great if he is of my gender!

    If I meet Breine in real life, I will most probably make him do a puppy face look for me!

    If I meet Bunny in real life, I will tell him that I achieved 70 usernotes for him aeons ago just in case he forgot!

    If I meet Bert in real life, I will probably have a rematch with him in Guild Wars which I will most probably ownz him again. <---LOST TO A GIRL IN A 1v1 FIGHT!!!

    If I meet Beer Gut/Laddy in real life, I will still want to comment that he got a really nice voice!

    If I meet Balthier Rocks in real life, I will most probably tell him to come back to EOFF!

    If I meet Blue Agent in real life, I will still call him THE THREAD CLOSING MONSTER just to piss him off.

    If I meet Chri$ in real life, I will tell him to stop HATE on me.

    If I meet Chloe in real life, I will dye her hair pink!!!

    If I meet Celes in real life, I will drag her to the nearest hotel and we will.....
    No, we will talk through the whole night!

    If I meet DK in real life, I will tell him how much he sux and he break my heart!

    If I meet Del Murder in real life, I will tell that his poetry still sux, but I still wanna read more of it just so I can say it suxz!

    If I meet Dignified Pauper in real life, I will tell him to WAKE UP FROM YOUR DREAM ZANARKAND AND RETURN TO SPIRA GOD DAMN IT!

    If I meet Fujiko in real life, I bet it will rain glitter from the heavens and we will dance the night away!

    If I meet Guardian XIII in real life, I will make him call me "Little Sis" all over again and again cause it sounds so sweet!

    If I meet I don't need a name in real life, I will most probably tell him never to change this username!!

    If I meet Imperfectionist in real life, We will most probably make nukes together and place it in Quin's toliet.

    If I meet Iceglow in real life, I will still nag to him about how he should totally stop drinking!

    If I meet Inferno in real life, We will most likely have a meal at KFC and try to find out whether toads was used in their recipe!

    If I meet Jessweeee♪ in real life, I will most probably hug her and hug her and hug her and hug her and hug her and~~~~~

    If I meet Kossage in real life, we will most likely visit the Disneyland together!!!

    If I meet Ki Ki in real life, I will chain her with me and she will never leave my side!

    If I meet Levian in real life, I will probably just ignore him.

    If I meet Loony BoB in real life, It will most likely be a boring Q & A session which he enjoys.

    If I meet Leeza in real life, We will most bring home all the stray cats we see!

    If I meet Mo-Mercy in real life, I will demand that we talk
    more!

    If I meet Monda/MB in real life, I will want to see her collections of cute stuffs she had!!! AND I WANNA BE FRIEND WITH BUNNINGTON!!!

    If I meet Melissaur in real life, It will most likely to involves photos with cleavage!

    If I meet Meat Puppet in real life, I will most probably slice off a piece of my own meat and let him make a puppet out of it!

    If I meet themagicroundabout in real life, He will most probably share all the romantic and cute poems with me in the park under the moon!

    If I meet Mogi in real life, it will most likely to be "I AM HAPPY FOR YOU MOGI!!!!
    "YA!!! I AM MOGI AND I LOVE JESWEEE!!!!!!!!"

    If I meet NorthernChaosGod in real life, we will share dirty secrets of Devil Man!

    If I meet Nikki in real life, I will ask her where is she now and I miss her!

    If I meet Neocracker in real life, I will request that he crack something for me to prove that he is indeed a cracker!

    If I meet Psychotic in real life, nah. I think there are too many people wanting to meet him. So he most probably won't have time for me.

    If I meet Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World in real life , I will want to verify whether do he really eat pants.

    If I meet Quin in real life, no I dun wanna to meet him. He most probably will take his pants off and do something funny.

    If I meet qwertysaur in real life,......Oh dear. It is too good to be true. If only he is a female. Why must you be a stinky boy????
    I think we can have a romantic date together I think!!!

    If I meet Ramza Beoulve in real life, I will tell him I like ZERO and X too!!!

    If I meet Rocket Edge in real life, I wish to tell him please post more artworks!!!!

    If I meet Rodarian in real life, I will tell him to be nice to Fujiko or I will castrate him!

    If I meet Roto13 in real life, I will tell him to get his ass back here like nao!

    If I meet Rye in real life, I will most probably be staring at her like some animal waiting to eat their prey.

    If I meet Rantzien in real life, I will most likely had to lift my head up to talk to him. BTW, I am not short, it is just that he's tall!

    If I meet RSL in real life, I make sure he will never leave my sight!

    If I meet Renmiri in real life, I want her to tell me all about her kids!!

    If I meet scrumpleberry in real life, I will tell her how much I miss her and flood the place with tear! :kaocry:

    If I meet Shattered Dreamer in real life, I will want to meet all the pets that he had!! Bunnies right if I remember?

    If I meet Shauna in real life, we will go visit the farm and look for cows~~~

    If I meet Shin Gouken in real life, nah. Most probably I will get snipe down by one of his fan girls before seeing him. So forget it.

    If I meet Shiny in real life, it will be straight to the hotel and nothing else.
    No, we are not going to talk all night, we put things into action!

    If I meet ShlupQuack in real life, I will tell her I will roxz as a teacher!

    If I meet The Man in real life, we will go all over the place together just so he can have a breath of fresh air for a change!

    If I meet TSOL/Bobby in real life, I will tell him my real name!

    If I meet theundeadhero in real life, I will get him to QUIT THE ARMY AND BE A CIVILIAN!! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!!!

    If I meet Unbreakable Rocco in real life, I will demand him to treat Nikki even nicer!!

    If I meet vinnie's mini's in real life, I will verify whether she is really small!!!

    If I meet Vyk in real life, I will be careful that he dun poke me with weird stuff!

    If I meet Zeldy in real life, we will most likely end up drunk in the bar.
    Last edited by Christmas; 06-10-2010 at 06:23 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rye View Post
    if I meet Paul in real life I will squirt hand sanitizer in his hand and claim it's a special thing we should do!
    Guess where I tl-dr'd and then had to go back and make sure I read the entire sentence before judging you.

    *shudder*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post
    Well If I meet Imperfectionist in real life, We will most probably make nukes together and place it in Quin's toliet.
    This needs to happen!

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    Fujiko is in the stars for me right now!! .....


    HOTROD
    "Lets go for a spin you and I"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post
    If I meet qwertysaur in real life,......Oh dear. It is too good to be true. If only he is a female. Why must you be a stinky boy????
    I think we can have a romantic date together I think!!!
    it's so I can distract Quin while you plant his present in his toilet

    Also I hope the romantic date involves going to 's restaurant!

    Also If I met Yar we would watch TV

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