You know EoFF has a drinking problem when more than one thread is overrun with drinking stories.

I'd hang with NCG for obvious reasons. Jiro would be there too. It. Would. Be. Epic.

Quin. That'd be a fun day. It'd be mostly filled with me testing out a joke and him annihilating me.

Psychotic. I want to know how he reacts to everyday situations. Plus it'd be pretty fun.

Freya. I wouldn't even have to do anything, she'd be going ape bouncing off the walls and I could take a nap.

Melissa 'cause she'd be pissed if I didn't mention her. xD

I'd also hang with Cuch, Christmas, Rantzien (ohoho the nerdy things we would do), Nikki and Will, TSoL, Yar and a bunch more o' yous. Sorry if I overlooked anybody.