If I meet you in real life, I will......

[Goldenboko]

I'll go with the top 6 I talk to:

• Dakokda and I would hit up Australia, probably getting mad chicks. No. Like, MAD chicks. Like Kaycee Castleman angry. We'd probably have to flee the country, and Dakoda would be forced to hide out in my safehouse.
• Paul would probably make some kind of move on me, I'd then proceed to defend by showing him a picture of Kaycee which would turn him off so thoroughly that everything would be a-okay. We'd then kill Kari a whole lot in Halo on Dennis.
• Steve would probably take me out to some pub somewhere. And he'd probably get drunk enough that I couldn't understand him even more than I typically can't. His British accent would slur with a drunken one and I'd probably just sit there and nod as he continually makes fun of Kaycee, but I really won't know what the smurf he's saying.
• Yar-Yars and I would go clubbin', Kaycee would probably follow us because she stalks both of us, so us being in the same general vicinity is like a dream come true to her. At some point Justin would notice her and punch her in the ovaries and I'd probably cry tears of joy that emit radiant light.
• If I met Rye, it'd probably be in my hometown then me at theirs for once so we'd go hit up New Haven. Probably enjoy some Pizza and maybe make fun of some Yale-es. Oh. . Um.... Kaycee sucks.
• Oh lord if I met Kaycee. Well, I'd probably walk up to her and give her a big hug for putting up with all the I give her. She'd sniff my hair creepily while we hugged. Then when the hug was over she'd kick me in the nuts for making fun of her in every one of these "if I met you" things.

:watermelon: Gobo I would punch and run away so he thinks i'm stalking him.

But you are stalking me.

I can't bring myself to name names for fear I'll forget someone. One thing is for sure though, it'd be a sweet time.

Easy way out. I expect better Dakoda.