If I meet you in real life, I will......

[Iceglow]

I would like to meet Psycho and give him full body protective armor. So he can withstand his meetings with other EoFFers.

every person from this site attacks me and I'm going to start packing heat.

But you love it when I play rough with you

[Jiro]

I'd try to put the beat down on Paul but he'd over power me and claim a victory for the motherland.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I would like to meet Psycho and give him full body protective armor. So he can withstand his meetings with other EoFFers.

every person from this site attacks me and I'm going to start packing heat.

You can't even get away with owning a boxcutter, how are you going to pull that off?

Also, I'd only retaliate.

[Shorty]

Apparently, it's already been decided that when Rantz and I meet, we will just get drunk and paint eachothers' toenails. The poor man has never tasted ranch dressing, so we will also be eating pizza smothered in ranch.

If I were to meet Daniel, I'm fairly certain all we would do is argue. Argue about where to go, what to eat, who gets to hog Danielle, etc.

If I were to meet Huxley, he would probably just present me with a flower crown and call me a hippie. Rye would probably try to take advantage of me. ;-;

There are other members I'd like to meet, but most of them are inactive and thus not worth mentioning.

[Laddy]

Me, Jiro, Rodarian, and Breine.

We would have...

a karoake party.

[Goldenboko]

I'll go with the top 6 I talk to:

• Dakokda and I would hit up Australia, probably getting mad chicks. No. Like, MAD chicks. Like Kaycee Castleman angry. We'd probably have to flee the country, and Dakoda would be forced to hide out in my safehouse.
• Paul would probably make some kind of move on me, I'd then proceed to defend by showing him a picture of Kaycee which would turn him off so thoroughly that everything would be a-okay. We'd then kill Kari a whole lot in Halo on Dennis.
• Steve would probably take me out to some pub somewhere. And he'd probably get drunk enough that I couldn't understand him even more than I typically can't. His British accent would slur with a drunken one and I'd probably just sit there and nod as he continually makes fun of Kaycee, but I really won't know what the smurf he's saying.
• Yar-Yars and I would go clubbin', Kaycee would probably follow us because she stalks both of us, so us being in the same general vicinity is like a dream come true to her. At some point Justin would notice her and punch her in the ovaries and I'd probably cry tears of joy that emit radiant light.
• If I met Rye, it'd probably be in my hometown then me at theirs for once so we'd go hit up New Haven. Probably enjoy some Pizza and maybe make fun of some Yale-es. Oh. . Um.... Kaycee sucks.
• Oh lord if I met Kaycee. Well, I'd probably walk up to her and give her a big hug for putting up with all the I give her. She'd sniff my hair creepily while we hugged. Then when the hug was over she'd kick me in the nuts for making fun of her in every one of these "if I met you" things.

:watermelon: Gobo I would punch and run away so he thinks i'm stalking him.

But you are stalking me.

I can't bring myself to name names for fear I'll forget someone. One thing is for sure though, it'd be a sweet time.

Easy way out. I expect better Dakoda.

[Madame Adequate]

If I were to meet Huxley, he would probably just present me with a flower crown and call me a hippie. Rye would probably try to take advantage of me. ;-;

I would never sully my hands by touching greenery However, you are indeed a hippy.

[Iceglow]

[lis][*]Steve would probably take me out to some pub somewhere. And he'd probably get drunk enough that I couldn't understand him even more than I typically can't. His British accent would slur with a drunken one and I'd probably just sit there and nod as he continually makes fun of Kaycee, but I really won't know what the smurf he's saying.[/LIST]

What do you mean you don't understand my British accent? I speak perfectly fine thanks, if you can understand Hux or Paul you can definitely understand me!

[Freya]

Gobo's entire declaration of how much he loves me.

Love you too bebe!

[Psychotic]

Lekana x Goldenboko...the worst thing this forum has ever produced?

This panelist says "Yes".

[Goldenboko]

[lis][*]Steve would probably take me out to some pub somewhere. And he'd probably get drunk enough that I couldn't understand him even more than I typically can't. His British accent would slur with a drunken one and I'd probably just sit there and nod as he continually makes fun of Kaycee, but I really won't know what the smurf he's saying.[/LIST]

What do you mean you don't understand my British accent? I speak perfectly fine thanks, if you can understand Hux or Paul you can definitely understand me!

Your accent is just thick so I can't imagine you drunk xD

Lekana x Goldenboko...the worst thing this forum has ever produced?

This panelist says "Yes".

This panelist agrees with that panelist.

[rubah]

one of these days, I'll meet Azar and foa, and I dunno, but we'll do something incredible.

Maybe go on the hunt for RSL

[Loony BoB]

If I were to meet Daniel, I'm fairly certain all we would do is argue. Argue about where to go, what to eat, who gets to hog Danielle, etc.

But not without laughing and enjoying every bit of it. If we ever meet, and I hope we do sooner rather than later, I'm sure it'll be a very laughter-full day.

[~*~Celes~*~]

What makes you think you would kill me repeatedly Gobo >:[

[Madonna]

If I meet Christmas in real life, I will be sure to bring flowers because she might find them tasty!

If I meet Aerith's Knight in real life, I will run him over once, twice, thrice!

If I meet Levian in real life, I will stab him in the back, preferably with a spork!

If I meet Inferno in real life, I will make sure he regrets it but still gets a story which will be funny a few years down the road!

If I meet I'm my own MILF in real life, I will remind him how sullied he is by Internet acquaintances already!

If I meet Meat Puppet in real life, I will build with him a paper mache piñata!

If I meet Shin Gouken in real life, I will be sure to hit the gym and beef up!

If I meet Marshall Banana in real life, I will assault her with melons because melons are delicious fruit!

If I meet Rantzien in real life, I will braid his beard! The viking does have one, right!?

If I meet oddler in real life, I will admit I wanted more games from him!

If I meet Loony BoB in real life, I will give him a lock of my hair and my love!

If I meet Cuchulainn in real life, I will go drinking, I suppose!

If I meet Bunny in real life, I will pretend we did not meet online!

If I meet NorthernChaosGod in real life, I will give him a razor!

If I meet Loony LeK in real life, I will stay out of Frostmourne's reach!

If I meet Loony RoD in real life, I will try on a dress!?

If I meet Zeldy in real life, I will hold her drink!

If I meet Drift in real life, I will hold him to every Asian stereotype imaginable!

If I meet Quin in real life, I will hide a dinosaur in his tree!

If I meet Breine in real life, I will get the chance to tell somoene I bet they look good on the dance floor!

If I meet themagicroundabout in real life, I will comission something to go on my walls!

If I meet Shiny in real life, I will get her on the other side of the camera!

If I meet Guardian XIII in real life, I will be sure to bring a lightsaber!

If I meet Crop in real life, I will try X-2! I am otherwise just lazy, not against the idea!

If I meet qwertysaur in real life, I will not make fun of his shonen fanboyism!

If I meet Omecle in real life, I will be forced to buy a copy of FFXI!

If I meet Iceglow in real life, I will steal his flag, teabag him, and then learn how to use an X-Box controller!

If I meet Loony RyE in real life, I will eat delicious soap together with her before watching the stars!

If I meet ~*~Celes~*~ in real life, I will hit her with glitter to give her the same sparkle her screen name touts!

If I meet Psychotic in real life, I will have finally found true happiness and will not seek single walruses on Craigslist!

If I meet fire_of_avalon in real life, I will uphold any loose debts and promises to the best of my ability!

If I meet Yar in real life, I will get him a fake death certificate in his name!

If I meet Imperfectionist in real life, I will find out there are not so many flaws, is there?!

If I meet Jiro in real life, I will have to shout with him because it is an interest!

If I meet Necronopticous in real life, I will be really, really, really creepy!

If I meet Kyle in real life, I will resort to cheap South Park references for conversation starters!

If I meet Miriel in real life, I will probably ask for dinner because someone seeded a reputation!

If I meet Dignified Pauper in real life, I will beat him the smurf up and lick the tears from his eyes!

If I meet Agrias in real life, I will eat Greek, uh, for sure?!

If I meet Araciel in real life, I will roleplay a level sixteen hot elf with a bondage whip plus three!

If I meet Bert in real life, I will have fulfilled his dream of getting back to evil!

If I meet Vyk in real life, I will control Tails so we can get all the Emeralds in Sonic 3 and Sonic & Knuckles!

If I meet Shorty in real life, I will share music with her and listen to stuff in the car while driving around!

If I meet Laddy in real life, I will ogle men all day with him!

If I meet Goldenboko in real life, I will tie up any stalkers he has following him!

If I meet rubah in real life, I will remember she is not jailbait any longer!?