Name how your online character is different than your real personality.

You would not recognize me in real life. Yes, I am an effeminate and uberhappy adolescent, but I'm much, much, much more intelligent. I'm actually posessive of some diction, I have good head on my shoulders, and I can intellectually be taken seriously. I'm a honor student, dammit!

I'm also much less boy-crazy. I know I joke about being some major whore on here, but I'm not. It's mainly just a joke. (Not that I don't find you guys attractive, I do, but I'm not nearly whorish as I am on here.)

I AM friendly, kind, and empathetic. I do love corgis and I am a total queen, but I have a lot more depth. I do like to think I'm mature and sophisticated, I just don't act like it on here.

Oh, and my sense of humor is much more dry and high-brow irl.

So, tell me how you are irl in constrast to your internet...persona if you will.