Yes, nothing could make less sense
No, there have been more nonsensical movies
Does Transformers 2 have the most nonsensical plot ever?
I watched Transformers 2 the other day. I really cannot explain how unfathomable it all was. I felt like I was observing something some foreign artistic ritual for the first time.
So, do you believe that Transformers 2 is the silliest non-parody movie ever made (and only redeemed by the fact that Megan Fox is really, really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking) or can you think of something worse. And if you can, what is it?
They picked an even hotter girl for Transformers 3.
That Fallen bloke seems to be most powerful guy ever when they talk about him in the movie but it end up he got finished in less than a few minutes by Prime. The only feat he do is using the force to lift out some tanks and toss them aside. :mymelslap:
I was going to say Meet the Spartans, but you already said "non-parody movie".
The movie made sense (with enough suspension of disbelief), it just wasn't good. I think I right about gave up when (SPOILER)They brought the protagonist BACK TO LIFE FROM ROBOT HEAVEN.
Actually, I think that (SPOILER)Alien Eden from Knowing made even less sense. It was like the movie did a complete 180 and said "what the hell, let's make this a science fiction religious movie!"
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Ahhhhhh... Knowing was one of the worst movies ever.
There's no way it was more nonsensical than Plan 9 from Outer Space.
It's probably the worst movie I've ever seen. But then I worked at an IMAX/museum during last summer when they were showing it, so I've seen it more times than is rational.
Interesting tidbit: I worked at the Smithsonian museum in the movie (where the big blackbird transformer is) as a summer job. Everyone kept asking if we got to meet the cast. I told one guy that we all had lunch with Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf when they were filming. I didn't but he believed me. Or pretended to believe me.
Anyway the movie sucks.
I didn't have much of a problem with it story wise. The dog-humping, racial stereotypes, and robot balls is what bothered me.
Megan Fox looks like a dog pooped on another dog's week old poop.
How dare you sully the name of Ed Wood! Compared to Transformers 2, Plan 9 is Citizen Kane. I seriously wanted to rip my own eyeballs out watching Transformers 2. It insulted me in almost every way a movie possibly could; stupid comedy, racist characters, incomprehensible action sequences, overly-long. It's the film equivalent of a butane enema.Originally Posted by The Man
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I didn't say Plan 9 being nonsensical was a bad thing. Plan 9 was so bad it was good. Transformers 2 was just bad.
Yeah, 3 hours. I was taking strain at the end of it. Honestly, parody movies like Scary Movie 1 & 2 make more sense than this movie. And the action sequences were so over the top that I didn't even know what was going on! Who was punching who. Which robot was which. It was all too confusing.
Like the Transformer that appears when they're in Egypt. The big one, where someone suggests that they stand underneath it (and then promptly don't do that, if memory serves). What is its name? Why is it there? How come it's bigger than the others?
And yes, the Fallen must have the greatest hype to substance ratio of any villain ever. Sucks to be him.
My dad really, really, liked Knowing. I decided to watch again alone for the second time for a great laugh.
My dad literally likes smurfing everything. EVERYTHING. The guy liked In The Name of the King.
That's exactly what I thought about the first movie, and why I didn't even go and see the second.
Waste of £4.50.
Lol, I watched that just because it had Jason Statham in it. I liked it, but I knew it was going to be a really bad movie.
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