My complete and utter dismay at the cavalcade of that has been this E3 cannot really be captured in words. But let me try:

Nintendo win by a country mile and their conference was still awful. I barely even noticed Sony, but it looks like their biggest news was that Gran Turismo 5 now has a release date. Oh and Gabe you are the PS3 developers. Microsoft made me throw up a little bit in my mouth, most of their conference was terrifying Joker tigers and a Star Wars game that can react before you move.

I am going to build a basement in my mom's house, move into it, and stay there for a very long time playing obscure strategy games hardly anyone has heard of, bitching about XCOM, and claiming I will "show them all, the fools".

God almighty I am a bitter old man.