The pretty boys

[Cuchulainn]

I can like both footballs, yes?

Of course. All 5 count (Football, Gaelic Football, Aussie Rules Football, Rugby Football & Too-Much-Of-A-Jessie-To-Play-A-Rough-Game-Without-Padding-And-A-Helmet Football).

I can appreciate the aesthetic beauty of a pretty boy, but I think we can all figure out where my heart is.

Belfast.

*stands*

Although I don't really forget I have knees.

Welcome brother. Of course it's ok that you don't sometime forget you have knees. We also accept the memory loss of the following anatomy;

eyes, noses, big toes (wee toes are unacceptable), ankles, shins, elbow skin and nose hair.

I am ugly and hairy: I look a caveman with long eyelashes.
I like my men tall and slender, lithe and strong, with angular features.

Basically Johnny Bravo then? Good luck with that.

Cuch I am your man!

Hell to the yea. Proper men have successfully invaded this thread & are now an occupying force.

....the shallow dickheads.

You called?...sorry I thought I heard my name...carry on.