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    Sometimes my mother use to come in my bed room and make such a huff about it being messy and that I should clean up and other lectures that come with it...

    For crap sakes I'm just getting up... The last thing I want to hear is getting lectured!!!


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    My sister last week...
    HEY ARE YOU SLEEPING!!!
    HEY ARE YOU SLEEPING!!!
    HEY ARE YOU SLEEPING!!!
    HEY ARE YOU SLEEPING!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by qwertysaur View Post
    My sister last week...
    HEY ARE YOU SLEEPING!!!
    HEY ARE YOU SLEEPING!!!
    HEY ARE YOU SLEEPING!!!
    HEY ARE YOU SLEEPING!!!
    Did you set your sister on "Repeat" Mode?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by qwertysaur View Post
    My sister last week...
    HEY ARE YOU SLEEPING!!!
    HEY ARE YOU SLEEPING!!!
    HEY ARE YOU SLEEPING!!!
    HEY ARE YOU SLEEPING!!!
    Did you set your sister on "Repeat" Mode?
    She set herself on it. I got her to go make toast and went back to sleep, and she made toast out of all the bread in the house. She is 17.

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    Quote Originally Posted by qwertysaur View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by qwertysaur View Post
    My sister last week...
    HEY ARE YOU SLEEPING!!!
    HEY ARE YOU SLEEPING!!!
    HEY ARE YOU SLEEPING!!!
    HEY ARE YOU SLEEPING!!!
    Did you set your sister on "Repeat" Mode?
    She set herself on it. I got her to go make toast and went back to sleep, and she made toast out of all the bread in the house. She is 17.

    OH MINE!!! YOUR SISTER IS SO CUTE!!!! I THINK I WILL GET ALONG REALLY FINE WITH HER!!!! I WISH I HAVE A SISTER LIKE THIS!! LIFE WILL BE SO FUN!!!
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    I'm selling these fine leather jackets Aerith's Knight's Avatar
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    She single?

    /creepy

    Someone had to say it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight View Post
    She single?

    /creepy

    Someone had to say it.
    She is but she is also a lesbian. You will need to make a few anatomical adjustments.

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    I like to watch. Is she into being watched?

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    I was woken up about an hour earlier than I planned on by my mother and sister chasing after the dog because they let him out.

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    I wake up every morning for school by my stupid alarm. It has the most annoying beep ever! >:(
    But no one dares to disturb my sleep, so. I can't exactly remember the last time I was unjustly woken up.
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    "Knights do it two-handed!" ~Drunkard, FFV

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loony MeL View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Guardian XIII View Post
    "Eric, wake up! It's time for work."

    "Whaa... GODDAMMIT! I was just about to make it with Melissa!"

    Jobs, amirite?
    Aww <3 you too!
    I should have seen that coming.

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    Well I could have put in Julian!

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    Well, why didn't you then?

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    That would have been too accurate to be much of a joke.

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    I should have seen that coming.

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