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    Who is this alexander guy?
    everything is wrapped in gray
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    can you hear me in the void?

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    1. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast is legally the property of the King; the tail, on the other hand, belongs to the Queen – in case she needs the bones for her corset.

    2. In London, it is illegal to flag down a taxi if you have the plague.

    3. In Chester, Welshmen are banned from entering the city before sunrise and from staying after sunset. (this is actually a good idea)

    4. In Lancashire, England, no person is permitted after being asked to stop by a constable on the seashore to incite a dog to bark.

    5. Under the UK’s Tax Avoidance Schemes Regulations 2006, it is illegal not to tell the taxman anything you don’t want him to know, though you don’t have to tell him anything you don’t mind him knowing.

    6. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside down.

    7. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.


    true story

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuchulainn View Post
    7. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.
    Lulziest law ever.

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