I'm a loser, baby...

[Rebellious Eagle]

...so why don't you tell me what silly things you've done recently that made you feel, well, not all that cool?
I was practicing my long staff for taekwondo a few weeks and I was showing off for my crush and then all of a sudden I whacked myself in the head. Fun times. And it also hurt extremely bad.
I also was at a buffet for breakfast. I grabbed some eggs and I saw a container of what I thought was salt and poured it on my eggs. It turns out that it was sugar, not salt. -_-
The other day I was writing a paper in class and somehow accidentally stabbed myself with my pencil. And my friend just laughed at me. ;.;

[Psychotic]

I closed a door yesterday and somehow hit myself in the face with it in the process. Smooth.

[Brennan]

I grabbed some eggs and I saw a container of what I thought was salt and poured it on my eggs. It turns out that it was sugar, not salt.

I don't see a problem.

Anywho... I can't remember anything that I did lately that made my feel uncool, but I did eat a rootbeer popsicle while drinkin coffee, which made people wtf at me.

EDIT: The coffee thing made me remember that one day I got flour instead of cream. I figured something was wrong when it was red, though.

[BarelySeeAtAll]

At least it wasn't sugar you wanted, and got salt. That is the nastiest surprise I ever had.

Uhhhm....oh yeah, today I walked out of the public toilets and ordered some food in a café which wasn't really even that close, with my skirt kinda tucked in on itself. . .I guess I was lucky I had tights on, right?

[Hythloday]

Oh, where do I begin?

I tried opening a door to one of labs for my Audio Video class, but the handle wouldn't turn. So I, noticing someone was inside, knocked on the door. He motioned in a way I didn't understand so I mouthed "it's locked".

Turns out he was motioning me to pull.

Then in the same class, I go to check out equipment, and my professor had told us the exact model of camera we were to be using for the project. I go up to the lab guy, bear in mind this is a different lab guy than in the last excursion so he's completely unaware of my stupidity, and I ask for a GL5200PROSWEETSHOTMINIDVPHALLUSPROSTER or whatever the cameras model was and he stares at me blankly and asks his superior what it was, who then looked confused. Finally, he just asked what course it was for and I said intro to a/v and he smiled and said "Dude, you can just ask for a camera".

In general, that course was just a disaster. I can't count all the stupid things I did. From recording with out sound, messing up cords, to even recording over things.

[Shiny]

I put the cereal in the refrigerator and the milk in the cabinet.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I was going to the lifeguard trailer at work to take my last break and i see a bunch of my coworkers already in there just sitting around. I half muttered, half spoke "Wow, that's a lot of people on break." I was quickly corrected that it was the 4 o'clock shift coming in by my supervisor. I mentally facepalm'd.

[Christmas]

I went into a unisex toliet, wash my hands and touch up my hair. I notice this guy was staring at me and I feel rather disturbed. It was until I left the toliet that I realize it is not a unisex toliet but the male toliet.

[Iceglow]

I'm constantly having to pick up CD's we have to move large amounts quickly at work so sometimes I have a pile of around 50 - 70 CD's on my right arm as I carry them wherever they need to go. 50 - 70 CDs don't tend to go well with me, I drop them often recently I done this in front of Lily Allen and she was an absoloute angel about it because she helped me pick them up (she felt responsible since she distracted me by shouting "excuse me, can you help?" from around 15ft away) and she even laughed about it with me when I was joking "well, you know Lily, this is what happens when you quit music, people throw CDs at you..."

[Rye]

I sliced off a bit of my finger when I was cutting fabric with a rotary cutter for a present I was making. It wasn't deep enough to bleed, but it's left a noticeable chunk missing. =O

[Araciel]

I burped while in a meeting on Friday and excused myself while giving a presentation on conformance to schedules, but everyone just pretended it didn't happen..

[Quindiana Jones]

Men like a girl who can handle a long staff.

[Christmas]

Men like a girl who can handle a long staff.

Girls dun like men that make such a statement.

[Quindiana Jones]

On the list of reasons girls dun like me, that ain't a priority.

[Rodarian]

One just happened today..

With my lunch plate was getting ready to squat down onto a rather tiny stool..My butt totally missed its target and I ended up having a sore and lack of any saving grace.....At least my lunch survived...