Coldplay.
COLDPLAY.
COLDPLAY.

There are plenty of artists I dislike, plenty I think are hugely overrated, and some I downright hate.

But nothing compares to my feelings towards Coldplay. It is beyond words. It is beyond mortal comprehension. I feel like Muhammed or Moses must have felt in their divine inspiration, only I have experienced a revelation of sheer, pure hatred, of a kind that would make Satan recoil.