The Perfect Woman

[Peegee]

That upset me Why are they being mean to the sea vagina?

I know right! Why the smurf would you pour soda on it??

Asian
a pokemon fanatic
likes anime
video gamer

...lol I can't keep this up. The only woman I could love would be so bizarre she wouldn't exist ;D

So why don't you just put on some lipstick and marry a mirror already. Jeez.

I never said anything about makeup. Women tend to suck at wearing make-up or putting on the right amount of perfume.

Oh wait you're trying to make fun of me. You're just jealous I'm Canadian