The Psychic Ciddies Thread

[Goldenboko]

My predictions are all picked via group MSN conversation. Goldenboko, airing dirty laundry since 1992.

1) Best Member
Christmas

2) Best Male
Quin

3) Best Female
Shiny -

Shiny, because she's a whore

4) Best Administrator
Kawaii Ryûkishi

5) Best CK
eestlinc

eestlinc isn't even a CK so him

6) Best Site Staff
baloki -

furries are the best site staffers

7) Best RM/FS
Raistlin

MY WORD IS LAW

8) Best Veteran
~*~Celes~*~

because smurf her she's retarded

9) Best Regular
Bastian

because i hate him too

10) Best Newbie
Clo

that one is real
i love clo

D'awwwww.

11) Nicest Member
Rodarian

because creeps are well liked on eoff

12) Evilest Member
Bunny

Bunny says:
bunny
Dan says:
anyone else...
Yar-Yars says:
bunny
Dan says:
bunny it is then
Eric says:
Bunny

13) Sexiest Male
NorthernChaosGod

Dan says:
Shin
done
Yar-Yars says:
and cause hes adorable
Bunny says:
oh
Yar-Yars says:
YOU IDIOT
dan
Bunny says:
julian is on there
Yar-Yars says:
smurf you
Bunny says:
put julian down
Dan says:
xD
Julian says:

Dan says:
I'll put Julian
Bunny says:
because i like the monkey
he's cute

because the girls of eoff are all WHORES

Oh wait, that didn't go with a prediction!

14) Sexiest Female
Zeldy -

because drunk bitches be SWANKY

15) Cutest Male
Rantzien

rantz is the cutest
because like
i love european giants

16) Cutest Female
~*~Celes~*~

celes because did you know that she has BIG HUGE MASSIVE TITTIES?

17) Best Custom Rank
Blues Agent

but blues agent is like balding or something
so his is better automatically

18) Best Avatar
Mo-Nercy

19) Best Signature
Quin

20) Best Signature
black orb

Bunny says:
jirito
because his name sounds like burrito + jiro
and that is awesome
Dan says:
smurf you I'm putting black orb
because we know he'll win

21) Best Writer
Mogi

mogi writes like da vinci painted
Eric says:

Dan says:
badly?
Bunny says:
ding ding

22) Best Poster
Big D

Eric says:
Big D?
Really?
Kaycee says:
BUNNY ASKED
Eric says:
How long has he been gone?
Big D
do it

23) Best Spammer
Hypoallergenic Cactuar

Bunny says:
hypoallergenic cactuar
because very forum needs a retard
Dan says:
true things are true
Bunny says:
ever*

24) Best Chatter
Roogle

because he's the hitler of #eoff

25) Best Visitor Messager
Kyle

gay people are funny

26) Funniest Member
Kyle

gay people are funny

Darkhorse: Quin

because he's black and black people are funny

27) Weirdest Member
Future Esthar

Bunny says:
future esthar
wtf
he isn't even there
Eric says:
he is
XIII forum
smurfing freak
Future Esthar

28) Worst Username
Laddy

Bunny says:
laddy
smurf
that
guy

29) Best Returning Member
Rodarian

Eric says:
Rod
Bunny says:
Rodarian
Eric says:
since he never left
Bunny says:
because returning is the same as always being around
Kaycee says:
lol
he registere din liek 01
and hten came back recently
don't you know
Bunny says:
oh
well
he gets my vote because i want him to go away again

30) Most Powerful Member
Marshall Banana

because she has perky boobies

31) Most Informative Member
Iceglow

Bunny says:
Iceglow
because if you can get through his wall of texts
then he has some good things to say
Dan says:
you've reached nirvana
Bunny says:
maybe

32) Most Productive Member
Tavrobel -

Tavrobel it is then, because I like him

33) Most Underrated Member
Guardian XIII -

Eric says:
Me
ME!!!!!
Bunny says:
him
HIM!!!!

34) Most Improved Member
Momiji

he went from suck to less suck
pretty quickly

35) Most Missed Member
Roto13

eoff needs more gay bears

36) Most Hardcore Gamer
Sephiroth

Eric says:he named himself after a game character and pretends to be him

37) Most Helpful Gamer
Freya

Bunny says:
she made a walkthrough
Eric says:
she stopped halfway though her walkthough
Bunny says:
none of those other retards did that
half a walkthrough is still a walkthrough
Julian says:
Lol
Bunny says:
to half of the game

38) Most Helpful Techy
o_O

i like saying his name

39) Most Helpful Member
Loony BoB

he's ace at making pointless graphs and charts

40) Cutest Couple
BrunettePudding & NorthernChaosGod

Bunny says:
BP and NCG
because they'd make hot monkey babies
oh god

Most Likely To...

41) Become a Cid's Knight
Bunny

because nothing says CK like a raging dick

42) Get Banned
Laddy

Bunny says:
Laddy
because if i become a CK that's my first task
Julian says:
Lol
Dan says:
lol
we should make a show
Bunny says:
you heard it here first
Dan says:
and call it the bunny show
Bunny says:
BUNNY '10
Dan says:
and then just video tape bunny
Bunny says:
BANNING LADDY 4EVA

43) Win A Ciddie For the First Time
Clo

Bunny says:
i don't have anything funny to say about any of those people
Ecstasy says:
NEED TO POOP AND MAKE GANACHE BUT NOT WITH POOP
Bunny says:
that hasn't already been said

44) Not notice winning this Ciddie
SuperMillionaire

SuperMillionaire
because it isn't a fashion show or reality tv contest
so he's completely ignorant of it
oh
or Disney Channel shows

45) Be Scruffy, The Janitor
Shoeberto

Bunny says:
oh i don't care about that one
pathetic attempt by "Award Guy" to be funny
IT FAILED
Dan says:
hey
that was actually the ec
lawl
Bunny says:
oh
well
THEY FAILED

46) Wait for a stop sign to say 'go'
SuperMillionaire

same goes for the stop sign one

47) Cry while watching The Expendables
Kyle

kyle

48) Be Lightning
Shlupquack

Bunny says:
i'm listening to journey
so i can't insult people right now
Kaycee says:
it's just impossible

49) Be Snow
I'm my own MILF

cause he hates it

50) Get Together
Raistlin & ShlupQuack

Dan says:
Last one guys
last
one
make it count
50) Get Together
Cuchulainn & Shin Gouken
Guardian XIII & NorthernChaosGod
Imperfectionist & Quin
Psychotic & rubah
Raistlin & ShlupQuack
Julian says:
I'm staying out of this
Eric says:

Bunny says:
raistlin and shlupquack
Eric says:
ooo
smurf that
Bunny says:
because they'd have angry sex in the car while driving down the california freeway
Julian says:
...
Eric says:
haha
Julian says:
smurf that