The Perfect Man

[NorthernChaosGod]

I listen to Eminem a lot, she thinks I'm trying to be black.

[Shiny]

That's silly especially since it's a white rapper.

[oddler]

doesn't talk back or ask for sandwiches, amirite?

and is also good at

2/3?

[G13]

You're missing one crucial thing rubah. This thread lacks a sea penis. You're letting us all down.

[Iceglow]

doesn't talk back or ask for sandwiches, amirite?

and is also good at

look in the mirror

he is the perfect man

[blackmage_nuke]

In b4 Gaston

[Brunettepudding]

Not into rap. I hate those guys who try too hard to be black, or whatever.

I'm at a loss.

lol As if being into rap constitutes that you're trying to be black.

Oh, but my dear. Here, barely anybody who isn't black listens to rap.
Anyone who does is trying to impress the black people.

[Madonna]

You are rolling through a much wider world here, chica!

[fire_of_avalon]

doesn't talk back or ask for sandwiches, amirite?

and is also good at

2/3?

I take it back. oddler is the perfect man.

[rubah]

Oh, but my dear. Here, barely anybody who isn't black listens to rap.
Anyone who does is trying to impress the black people.

now it comes off like you're saying black men aren't actually men Be careful!

sea penis

I had a dream one time...

[Hythloday]

Hugh Laurie.

No homo.

Just kidding, all homo, it's Hugh smurfing Laurie.

[Aerith's Knight]

doesn't talk back or ask for sandwiches, amirite?

So basically a docile man? Yeah right.

You can say a lot about men, but at least we know what we really want (besides boobies, that's universal).

[Shiny]

Not into rap. I hate those guys who try too hard to be black, or whatever.

I'm at a loss.

lol As if being into rap constitutes that you're trying to be black.

Oh, but my dear. Here, barely anybody who isn't black listens to rap.
Anyone who does is trying to impress the black people.

"Barely anybody" -- meaning not everyone.

How would listening to rap impress black people? You seem to know a lot about this subject. You should write a book dictating what impresses all black people and what doesn't.

[~*~Celes~*~]

I make it very easy for a guy to make me happy. I hear a lot of guys saying that us women think men are mind-readers, so I use key words, phrases, sometimes even just directly say what I'm looking for/what i need (the only times I don't directly tell them are the times when I'm not even sure myself what I want). There's no reason to keep them guessing unless you're being playful, even then, you gotta know when to stop! We women are seriously very complex creatures in their eyes, and so a little help goes a long way. Now, onto the subject matter~

The perfect man knows when to be gentle and when to be rough. Lets me take care of him, and takes care of me the same in return. Gets me the proper things when I'm not feeling well (I come with a recipe that I make sure to inform every guy of) because he knows I will do the same for him. Knows when to be sympathetic and when to give me advice (I use key words so he understands what I'm looking for). Isn't afraid to cuddle and be affectionate a lot (because I'm a very, very affectionate creature, giving more than receiving, but there are times I need it too) and isn't afraid to tell his friends about me. Isn't afraid to introduce me to his family, whether I'm nervous about it or not. Loves me even though i make quite a fool out of myself quite a bit Is willing to go through very great lengths for me, because he knows that I am so very willing to do the same for him at the drop of a hat.

I could go on and on, but I think I'll stop there xD

[fire_of_avalon]

The perfect man knows that when I say "Choke me out," I mean it.