The Perfect Man

[Laddy]

I can think of five.

[Cuchulainn]

I can think of five.

men or perfect things?

[Laddy]

Both.

[Cuchulainn]

Both.

fair dos.

[fire_of_avalon]

There is way too much chit chat and way too little things that make me think of the perfect man.

The perfect man, apparently, fits in with EoFF.

The perfect man is a geek with facial stubble... women's secret turn-ons revealed | Mail Online

[rubah]

I don't really know any women that would claim that they do like muscle men and don't like geeks. Did they actually ask women for these claims, or just go off stereotypes? xD

[Rye]

All the women I know who say they love muscley guys all end up going out with loveable geeks anyway. Everyone loves it when a cute girl is with a loveable geek. Like Zoey Deschanel and Ben Gibbard!

Another thing that makes Huxley a perfect guy is that he's not shy about my bad points, but even when he makes fun of me for them, I can tell he loves them in a way that he wouldn't change. Like my homicidal rage anger!

[rubah]

and your habit of farting on cakes

[Shiny]

Ewww, David Beckham.

But Gerard Butler.

[Rye]

That's not a negative point, rubah! It's one of my best qualities.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Not into rap. I hate those guys who try too hard to be black, or whatever.

I'm at a loss.

lol As if being into rap constitutes that you're trying to be black.

Oh, but my dear. Here, barely anybody who isn't black listens to rap.
Anyone who does is trying to impress the black people.

Wait, so what does it mean when if I listen to real rap and not Lil Wayne?

[Madame Adequate]

Define real rap.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Immortal Technique, Del the Funky Homosapien, Hieroglyphics, Aesop Rock, Jedi Mind Tricks.

[NeoCracker]

Immortal Technique, Del the Funky Homosapien, Hieroglyphics, Aesop Rock, Jedi Mind Tricks.

I didn't know who any of those people were, so I looked up a song or two by each of them, and I must say it has been a while since I subjected myself to such a horrible string of music.

I'm going to clean my mind by listening to some good rap.

YouTube - Blu & Exile - Soul Amazin' (Steel Blazin')

Now, the Perfect man doesn't exist. The man every women seems to want is a freakin' women, so you should all just become lesbians.

And then make a porn video and post it online.

[Rodarian]

I can think of five.

Hmmm I wonder who the five are! XD

and your habit of farting on cakes

WHAT.....