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    Am I supposed to take this thread too seriously?

    A 'perfect man' has three qualities that are sought after:

    - good genes
    - resauces
    - wants to give you access to the above 2

    A man who has the first two but is inaccessible to you is pretty useless to you =)

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    Someone who's always on top.(of the corporate world)
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    is hot!

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    Based on my experience in hearing women describe the perfect man he must be loving, caring, funny, of constant but changeable personality, a listener, a master electrician, capable of teaching others, a carpenter, resourceful, a clinical psychologist, good with kids, capable of handling chores, consistent, persistent, have great foresight, assertive, of exemplary moral character, understanding of femininity, cultured, clean, organized, a fashion guru, capable of distinguishing between shades of colors, an excellent father, a lover, a thinker, a doer, an awesome cook, know how to use a grill, know how to taste wine, never forget birthdays, intelligent, at least moderately attractive, never forget anniversaries, never forget special occasions, deep, soulful, thoughtful, knowledgeable of interior design, masculine, stealthy, active, know when to be kind, know when to be mean, know when to be gentle, and know when to just get his rage on, always to know what to say when he needs to, mentally strong, physically strong, and successful. I think I may have missed something.

    See, guys only expect women to be hot, smart, and to know how to cook and clean. Other than that, leave him alone.

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    If that was all it took I would be drowned in an ocean of women long ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiny View Post
    is hot!
    Wow, listening to rap really DOES impress black people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tavrobel View Post
    Based on my experience in hearing women describe the perfect man he must be loving, caring, funny, of constant but changeable personality, a listener, a master electrician, capable of teaching others, a carpenter, resourceful, a clinical psychologist, good with kids, capable of handling chores, consistent, persistent, have great foresight, assertive, of exemplary moral character, understanding of femininity, cultured, clean, organized, a fashion guru, capable of distinguishing between shades of colors, an excellent father, a lover, a thinker, a doer, an awesome cook, know how to use a grill, know how to taste wine, never forget birthdays, intelligent, at least moderately attractive, never forget anniversaries, never forget special occasions, deep, soulful, thoughtful, knowledgeable of interior design, masculine, stealthy, active, know when to be kind, know when to be mean, know when to be gentle, and know when to just get his rage on, always to know what to say when he needs to, mentally strong, physically strong, and successful. I think I may have missed something.

    See, guys only expect women to be hot, smart, and to know how to cook and clean. Other than that, leave him alone.

    You forgot rich and available (or willing to spend on her) but I'll let that slide because we're too busy looking for hot smart girls who are available for cooking and cleaning.

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    ...is in the mirror.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Araciel View Post
    ...is in the mirror.
    Yeah my mirror

    HEY STOP STANDING IN FRONT OF IT

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    Ladies....I give you the perfect man



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    Maybe from a man's point of view.

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    This thread is still open?

    I'm the perfect man. Now close the thread and smurf off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuchulainn View Post
    This thread is still open?

    I'm the perfect man. Now close the thread and smurf off.
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