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    doesn't talk back or ask for sandwiches, amirite?

    and is also good at

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    The perfect man must make the perfect sandwich. He must be willing to get me coffee* for me when I'm sick. Must have a warped sense of humor to match mine. Must like fart jokes and must not be sensitive to small penis jokes (especially because I wouldn't make small penis jokes to people with small penises anyway!)

    I have the perfect man.

    * this isn't a double standard thing! I fetch things for Huxley when he's sick, like cookies! It's a mutual thing. ♥


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    >>> Jesus?..
    >> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..

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    = my husband. :3
    ~*Fizzgig*~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agrias View Post
    = my husband. :3
    Dagger through it Alice. Straight through.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuchulainn View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Agrias View Post
    = my husband. :3
    Dagger through it Alice. Straight through.
    It was never meant to be. And stuff....

    ~*Fizzgig*~

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    Signature by rubah. I think.

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    Anyway, the perfect man should be the one that will love me more than I love him.

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    He should also buy a shirt. Jeeeeez!

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    In my experience, and for me personally.

    Someone who doesn't take everything seriously. Somebody who can make me feel comfortable around them. I don't give a how they look as long as they aren't too... uh, messy? Personal hygiene is a must, obviously. Good sense of humor... uh, likes music? Not into rap. I hate those guys who try too hard to be black, or whatever. I love a guy who can come over when I have nothing to do, and just find things to do and talk to me. (: Also love a guy who isn't trying to hard to be something. Scene, emo, goth, gangster, what have you. That's just an immediate turn-off.

    Uh... Yeah.
    "We're not the same, dear, as we used to be.
    The seasons have changed and so have we.
    There was little we could say, and even less we could do
    To stop the ice from getting thinner under me and you."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Brunettepudding View Post
    Not into rap. I hate those guys who try too hard to be black, or whatever.
    I'm at a loss.

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    Necro pointed out one of the closest examples in another thread

    http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...ml#post2868860

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    Quote Originally Posted by rubah View Post
    and is also good at
    Si, si, and also enjoys my pleasure more than his!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Necronopticous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Brunettepudding View Post
    Not into rap. I hate those guys who try too hard to be black, or whatever.
    I'm at a loss.
    lol As if being into rap constitutes that you're trying to be black.

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