Every time, every goddamn time this happens, I have to do 36 and 37 (Hardcore, Helpful Gamers).

Submitted.

NOTE: To those who have claimed and not yet completed three or more speeches, I reserve the full right to not only claim your speech to write myself, but I will also make sure that you never hear the end of it. If you currently have yourself down for three or more, I highly suggest that you dedicate your time to your other two speeches, and allow the other speeches to be completed by other members.