You guys ever been to a strip club before? I guess girls, too. What was it like? Horribly disgusting? Incredibly arousing? Good investment, y/n?

I haven't been to one. I really thought I wanted to go to one after I turned 18, feeling like it was one of those landmark life moments that every guy should do, but I never went and the urge pretty much died. Especially after hearing stories about clubs where you go in and basically breathing the air is likely to give you the herp.