So I was thinking about my country today, and seriously started to ask myself what's so special about it. I mean, when I think of America, say, I think of the land of dreams and whatnot - land of milk and honey..or something like that. I've always thought of it as one of those places you had to go to before you died. And loads of places have really nice accents, and usually bear good looking people with nice skin .

What do you foreigners tend to think about when you think of "England". No football talk please. It's embarrassing. If you (for some reason) want to move to England or come on holiday, why exactly? Take me back home with you I'm here against my will!!

If you reside in England atm, do you like it here? Why, you madman. Would you rather be somewhere else?

What does this craphole England mean to you?