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    A few days ago, I was in Atlantic City, New Jersey, and the hotel I stayed at had a Hooters restaurant in there, and of course, the restaurant chain is known for having scantily-clad young women as waitresses. Then it popped into my head: I could picture Tifa working as a Hooters waitress, considering the provocative outfit she wore in Final Fantasy VII, and that she owned a bar there. Would you picture her being a Hooters waitress?
    Is that your final answer?

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    Any female videogame character could be, they all have huge knockers and dress like fools.

    Except Yuffie. She has tea cups. But she's supposed to be young or whatever.


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    Personally, I find it somewhat......odd, that you'd immediately think of Tifa dressed up as a waitress in some RL restaurant.

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    Hmm... She would be perfect! Not only is she sexy but she also has this innocent looking quality about her. Those make for the most provocative waitresses! She would have to make a killing in tips! Haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clo View Post
    Any female videogame character could be, they all have huge knockers and dress like fools.

    Except Yuffie. She has tea cups. But she's supposed to be young or whatever.
    I don't know about all that. A lot of the FFs girls don't have large breasts, Yuna, Rikku, Paine, Rydia, Quistis, Selphie, Rinoa, Beatrix, Garnet, Aeris, Penelo, Ashe, Fran, Lightning, Vanille, Fang, Freya.
    Last edited by Depression Moon; 06-23-2010 at 03:36 PM.

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    I've never been in a Hooters so I can't tell ya.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiny View Post
    I've never been in a Hooters so I can't tell ya.
    Me neither. Let's go be sheltered people and play VII, enjoying polygon Tifa the way she was meant to be enjoyed. Polygonly.

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    Anyone else been to Hooters or at least seen a restaurant up close?
    Is that your final answer?

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    My brothers took me out to Hooters on my 18th birthday, I was feeling kind of sick and the smell of the hotwings sort of made me feel queasy. My brother told me to man up and eat them and when I did three minutes later I threw up on the hooters girl.

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    Whoa...
    Is that your final answer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperMillionaire View Post
    Anyone else been to Hooters or at least seen a restaurant up close?
    I saw a McDonalds once. Did you know they have chairs in there?

    To be perfectly honest I've pictured Tifa doing many things but working at a Hooters was not one of them.

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    >>> I have always pictured her as a pro wrestler diva..
    >> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..

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    Couldn't any good-looking girl with big boobs be pictured as a Hooters waitress? Tifa is not special in that regard.

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    Well, she did work at a bar...
    Is that your final answer?

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    Com'n guys. Her boobs aren't the only good thing about her. She's a kickass character and is really useful (and NOT for sexual measures.)

    No time for "Dilly-Dallying" or "Shilly-Shallying."
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