Why England will beat Deutschland

[Cuchulainn]

England will beat Deutschland because....eh....well Rooney..oh yea..he's been shi.....well Lampard & Gerrard in Mid...yea thats not gonna....oh Defoe is the size of an m&m and...yea...Crouch can head...ioh yea he always fouls the defence doesnt he..but...MILNER! He's not as as we all thought I guess. Oh and John Terry throws himself to the ground heading noothing in particular! That's something to behold!

[Psychotic]

FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME

1918-1945-1966!!!

5-1 Heskey scored a goal then! That is how bad they are!

Capello out - bring back TERRY VENABLES - an ENGLISH manager for the ENGLISH team!

Mesut Ozil... who the smurf is he? Never heard of him. Does he play for Doncaster or something? Bayern Munich would probably be relegated if they played in the Prem - BEST LEAGUE IN THE WORLD.

[Rase]

Hey, if you guys need us to help you out like the last time Germany gave you trouble, just holler.

[Psychotic]

And you just let us know if you need help with Ghana. After all, the last time you tried to take on a small nation without us didn't go so well. Still, Apocalypse Now was a pretty decent movie, so we can't write off Vietnam as a total loss.

[Laddy]

You guys couldn't even beat the USA or Algeria. Now Deutschland? LAWL

[Rase]

And you just let us know if you need help with Ghana. After all, the last time you tried to take on a small nation without us didn't go so well.

Last time we took one on with your help it didn't/hasn't gone so well either.

Still, Apocalypse Now was a pretty decent movie, so we can't write off Vietnam as a total loss.

Deer Hunter wasn't bad either. Jacob's Ladder's kinda "meh" though.

[Laddy]

Just sit down and drink your GODDAMN TEA.

[Madame Adequate]

[BarelySeeAtAll]

Just sit down and drink your GODDAMN TEA.

You guys couldn't even beat the USA or Algeria. Now Deutschland? LAWL

Hey, if you guys need us to help you out like the last time Germany gave you trouble, just holler.

I feel like our nation is being bullied.

[Laddy]

Actually I'm 1/4 German so I am justified!

[BarelySeeAtAll]

No bullying is justified when you make a nation cry like that

[Laddy]

You made our nation cry when you denied us FREEDOM.

[champagne supernova]

Didn't the Americans start the War of Independence because they wanted to dodge taxes?

[Cuchulainn]

Didn't the Americans start the War of Independence because they wanted to dodge taxes?

yes.

It was white slave owners not wanting to pay their bills. They were happy enough to do it when they needed protection from the French though.

[Old Manus]

lol 3 lions wil beat german nazi's like we did 40 yaers ago EGNLAND TILL I DIE