Ahh, the Best Veteran Ciddie. More like the Where has the Time Gone Ciddie. You've all been here way to long if the thought of winning such an award gets you excited. Really, go tell one or both of your grandparents how incredibly old they are and see how
they react. I guarantee you they won't be all Oh my god, thank you. If you don't have grandparents, for whatever reason, then go tell Shlup or Flying Mullet. It's the next best thing seeing as how they grew up with your grandparents. (I would have used Raistlin as an example but what with the vets, your grandparents, Shlup and FM this speech is one broken hip away from a retirement home
without the addition of an even older joke. Really, this thing has one foot in the grave already, we don't need to push it.)
Let's take a look at those old ass nominees...
~*~Celes~*~ - A very chipper member, always spreading love and happiness whenever she posts. She must come from good genes, being '05 registered you'd have to be.
Aerith's Knight Poor guy doesn't even remember his own wife's name. It's Sandra...
SAND-RA! NOT AER-ITH! He's hard of hearing too.
I'm my own MILF He's pretty old. I'm not talking about his join date, he is an old, old man. Did you see his reaction to his nomination for MLT be Snow? I'm pretty sure the word ruffian was used.
Jiro He must be related to ~*~Celes~*~. '04 registered and still as bright as a penny. Old age is treating you well my friend.
Kyle He's pretty weird and old as hell. I hope I'm at least half as cool as him when I reach that age.
NorthernChaosGod An '03 registrant... Good god man! Should you still be posting in your condition?
Hey, we got a live one here! He's still
alive that is!
Quin Registered in '05. An infrequent poster, probably because of the alzheimer's he undoubtedly suffers from.
Kidding aside, these guys are great. Every one of them is deserving of this award but alas, there can only be one! I would suggest a Thunderdome match but the image is a ghastly one indeed. Broken walkers strewn about...
my god. This way is much safer, and I hear the winner gets a lifetime (like two years tops in their condition) supply of denture cream.
Originally Posted by Guardian XIII
Ahh, the Best Veteran Ciddie. More like the Where has the Time Gone Ciddie. You've all been here way to long if the thought of winning such an award gets you excited. Really, go tell one or both of your grandparents how incredibly old they are and see how they react. I guarantee you they won't be all Oh my god, thank you. If you don't have grandparents, for whatever reason, then go tell Shlup or Flying Mullet. It's the next best thing seeing as how they grew up with your grandparents. (I would have used Raistlin as an example but what with the vets, your grandparents, Shlup and FM this speech is one broken hip away from a retirement home without the addition of an even older joke. Really, this thing has one foot in the grave already, we don't need to push it.)
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