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    Default How the Quina stole the Ciddies

    I'm sorry, Award Guy can't come to the phone right now, because he's been banned. That's what you get for having nudity in your profile. Don't worry though, I, Award Qu, will finish the Ciddies for him. So where were we? Oh, right...








    Worst Member
    Last winner: ???
    Nomination Leader: Award Guy

    The Nominees
    Award Guy
    buttsex
    Loony BoB
    PuPu
    Raistlin

    Who they predicted to win...

    qwertysaur: buttsex
    Genius Lynx: Loony BoB
    Shiny: Raistlin
    Jiro: Award Guy
    Breine: Raistlin
    Blues Agent: Award Guy
    Raistlin: Loony BoB
    Tavrobel: PuPu
    Goldenboko: Raistlin
    Rantzien: Award Guy
    ~*~Celes~*~: Award Guy
    Psychotic: buttsex
    Sir Lancealot: Raistlin
    Miriel: Raistlin
    Del Murder: Award Guy
    theundeadhero: Award Guy


    Prediction Party Favourite: Award Guy (6/16, 38%)
    Prediction Party Runner Up: Raistlin (5/16, 31%)

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    Again, WHAT ABOUT WOLF?

    Now that AG was banned I'll never know :kaocry2:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Del Murder
    Eyes on Final Fantasy has many members, but only one unfortunate soul can be the worst. It's a hard award to take, but somebody has to do it! Ok, on to the nominees...

    Raistlin - Raistlin is the little pest of the forums, but not like a bug or a rat, more like a...cartoon mouse. His antics can be amusing at times and it's funny to see him trade blows with his catty arch rival (Shlup). So it makes you forget for a moment that he is actually a disease-ridden rodent.

    PuPu - A recently bannned member, PuPu pissed a lot of people off with his incessant arguing and flaming. He is most commonly known for posting images that make fun of the people he's debating with, and denying that he has ever broken any rule ever on EoFF. No, posting a giant image of an anime character lauging at the person you just quoted, that's not flaming at all...

    Loony BoB - This one is probably Psychotic's doing. The other nomination probably came from smittenkitten after he left the seat up too many times. BoB is actually a pretty good member, and in fact probably the best member ever (don't tell him I said that). He does take things here a little too seriously sometimes, so hopefully getting nominated for this award doesn't make him cry. According to his own pie chart, he shouldn't be nominated for this award. We'll see what the voters think!

    buttsex - I honestly don't know why this guy was nominated. Who doesn't like a little buttsex? Next please...

    Award Guy - Who can hate that Ciddies guy? Many can, and I'll tell you why. For years he's been rigging these awards, giving them to his friends and whoever else provides sexual favors for his perverted fetishes (you do not want to know where Sean's gold head has been). On top of all that corruption, he had the audacity of removing two of the most unique awards from this year's Ciddies: Best Post and Best Thread. He claims that not many people wanted to keep this award but look at these testimonials from the Events Committee:

    Quote Originally Posted by Rye
    I like best post and thread!
    Quote Originally Posted by Jessweeee
    Best Post and Best Thread are two of my favorite awards. Never get rid of them.
    Quote Originally Posted by Blues Agent
    Who would be foolish enough to remove Best Post and Best Thread?
    Quote Originally Posted by Jiro
    When Ciddies time rolls around, I like to fondly look over the posts and threads of the last 6 months, reflecting on good times had. It's one of my favorite things to do at EoFF.
    Quote Originally Posted by Del Murder
    Remove Best Post and Best Thread and you will be sorry.

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    Del, you are amazing.

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    Come on, Award Guy! Do my predictions proud!

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    This one is probably Psychotic's doing
    Guilty as charged. This guy is truly terrible!

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    Nah, this is all Del.

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    Nice try Del Murder.

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    Those who didn't make it...
    Raistlin......................6
    PuPu..........................5
    buttsex.......................2


    Down to Award Guy and Loony BoB...

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    Excellent speech, Del. You're making me want to root for AG now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~ View Post
    Nah, this is all Del.
    Jiro for most underrated member

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    COME ON LONNY

    TAKE IT HOME

    I BELIEVE

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    A CLEVER RUSE HAS OCCURRED.

    Signature by rubah. I think.

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    Psh. There's a reason you didn't win Most Powerful Member.

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