Due to the sheer volume of calls, and the fact that Shlup can't keep up with all of the clients due to her advanced age and resulting dryness issues, Raistlin Pimp Enterprises will hereafter be forced to limit its advertising to just this thread (see the OP). Thank you for your patronage, and don’t worry – there will hopefully be another advertising spree for the next Ciddies.
How much for exclusive rights?
That is not a purchasable option. Shlup requires numerous men (sometimes all at once), which is why she is in this business in the first place.
Money well spend.
Does so cater for coach tours? I think we could do a bit of business here
How much to rent her for a couple days? I have a business trip and I am interested in having entertainment accompany me. Is she cleared for flight out of the country or will I have notify you several weeks in advance so things can be taken care of on your end?
She will go anywhere that never goes below 65 degrees Fahrenheit. Ever.Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
She is available for multiple days at a time, but due to some of her clients being of... well, let's just say questionable character, Shlup is now on the No Fly List and Terrorist Watch List. However, Shlup herself has not done anything wrong or caused any harm (well, except for that time she screwed the head of the Federal Reserve nonstop back in '29, thus causing the Depression).
Can I book her in advance on her "safe" days?
Or is that information extra?
This is unfortunate.She is available for multiple days at a time, but due to some of her clients being of... well, let's just say questionable character, Shlup is now on the No Fly List and Terrorist Watch List. However, Shlup herself has not done anything wrong or caused any harm (well, except for that time she screwed the head of the Federal Reserve nonstop back in '29, thus causing the Depression).
I've managed to speak with the attache of the Canadian Embassy...She can go there and stay with my rents...From there I can arrange a passage to Pakistan.... Food, lodging will be provided for as well as security...However......
Shlup must dance at friends wedding..She must watch all the bollywood films and learn the dance moves... Failure to do so, she will simply be dumped in our neighboring country where the first letter begins with an A and ends with a N
HOTROD
"Lets go for a spin you and I"
What is the full list of services available?
To quote Shlup, she "has no shame," and therefore no service is fully out of the question, no matter how degrading. She might take convincing, but that is easy: just give her sushi, strawberries, and half-naked pictures of me.
So you don't mind torturing your client to get her to do what needs to be done?and half-naked pictures of me.
I think we might be able to do business.
Best Thread December '10 Ciddies.
EDIT:Oh Dennis. I think you were pretty well told off there.
Actually, that's the most retarded thing I've ever seen. That was a response post, not an addition.
edit: to a post that I see has been deleted.
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