What does England mean to you?

[BarelySeeAtAll]

So I was thinking about my country today, and seriously started to ask myself what's so special about it. I mean, when I think of America, say, I think of the land of dreams and whatnot - land of milk and honey..or something like that. I've always thought of it as one of those places you had to go to before you died. And loads of places have really nice accents, and usually bear good looking people with nice skin .

What do you foreigners tend to think about when you think of "England". No football talk please. It's embarrassing. If you (for some reason) want to move to England or come on holiday, why exactly? Take me back home with you I'm here against my will!!

If you reside in England atm, do you like it here? Why, you madman. Would you rather be somewhere else?

What does this craphole England mean to you?

[Miriel]

Pigeons. Bad weather. Gordon Ramsay.

[qwertysaur]

Random weather, teatime, place where a lot of people on this website live, more teatime with random weather.

[Cuchulainn]

country fulla twats

[BarelySeeAtAll]

country fulla twats

Well that was uncalled for. We are also known for not backing down!

[Cuchulainn]

Allow me to expand.

A country fulla twats. so many twats in fact they had to relocate some of their twats here in Ireland and cause centuries of violence, hence reinforcing their title of twats.

And you backed down fast enough against Germany on Sunday didn't you.


PS: Don't let WWII fool you. It was the English Channel, The Russians & the Yanks that stopped Germany invading.

[sir helix]

my heritage, tofee, teatime, kings, queens, guilatines, doctor who and monty python

[Aerith's Knight]

Tea and bad teeth.

[LunarWeaver]

The shows Skins, The Inbetweeners, and Beautiful People. I like to think they accurately represent the country.

[Cuchulainn]

The shows Skins, The Inbetweeners, and Beautiful People. I like to think they accurately represent the country.

They accurately represent the UK in as much as you accurately represent the Mid West of America.

[Jings]

Pigeons. Bad weather. Gordon Ramsay.

Gordon Ramsay's Scottish actually.

[aquatius]

I'm going to do this as a haiku:

Rain and obese men
No special food or outfit
Chavs want to stab you

[Cuchulainn]

What's with everyone using Haikus alovasudden?

[LunarWeaver]

The shows Skins, The Inbetweeners, and Beautiful People. I like to think they accurately represent the country.

They accurately represent the UK in as much as you accurately represent the Mid West of America.

I will never allow my fantasy bubble created by watching British comedies to be popped.

[~*~Celes~*~]

Awesome people that are some of my best friends ever Also, from what I've seen of your country, very beautiful countrysides. Top Gear is pretty awesome as well And Hugh Laurie, Billie Pieper, lots of decent celebs. And your architecture...beautiful.